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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,864th
The Golden Throne Pillar of
Father Knows Best State
Three Pillars. Three Nations. One Emperor.
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kafair

Population4.971 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderWarden of the East Ori al-Karim
FaithGolden Throne

CurrencyCrown
AnimalGolden Lion

The Golden Throne Pillar of Kafair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Warden of the East Ori al-Karim with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.971 billion Kafairans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 969 trillion Crowns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 194,976 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Golden Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden Throne.

Kafair is ranked 14,206th in the world and 1st in The Shiny Place for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.85 years.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,864thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,276thLargest Black Market: 3,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,418thMost Devout: 8,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,107thTop
10%
Most Developed: 11,517thLargest Governments: 11,979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,018thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,371stMost Patriotic: 13,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,206thMost Efficient Economies: 14,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,588thHighest Economic Output: 19,703rdSmartest Citizens: 20,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,930th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Kafair's influence in The Shiny Place fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Kafair's influence in The Shiny Place rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Kafair altered its national flag.
  • : Kafair's influence in The Shiny Place fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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