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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,871st Most Authoritarian: 3,876th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,068th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I acknowledge you're opinion, but you're still wrong
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kafair

Population274 million

CapitalJerusalem

CurrencyInti
AnimalWater Wolf

The Sultanate of Kafair is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 274 million Kafairans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kafairian economy, worth 15.3 trillion Intis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,900 Intis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Water Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kafair is ranked 124,576th in the world and 464th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 16.54 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,871stMost Authoritarian: 3,876thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,835thMost Conservative: 5,709thTop
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Most Extreme: 9,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,049thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,749thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,230th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet.
  • : Kafair was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.

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