by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,667th
The Golden Throne Pillar of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Three Pillars. Three Nations. One Emperor.
Warden of the East Ori al-Karim
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.144 billion

LeaderWarden of the East Ori al-Karim
FaithGolden Throne

AnimalGolden Lion

The Golden Throne Pillar of Kafair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Warden of the East Ori al-Karim with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.144 billion Kafairans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 646 trillion Crowns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,657 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Golden Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden Throne.

Kafair is ranked 211,940th in the world and 46th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Secular, with 7.89 Atheism Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,927thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,163rdLargest Black Market: 3,226thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,302ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,830thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,233rdMost Influential: 6,705thLowest Crime Rates: 8,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,379thMost Devout: 8,758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,221stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,200thMost Developed: 11,297thLargest Governments: 11,714thMost Efficient Economies: 13,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,491stLargest Mining Sector: 15,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,910thHealthiest Citizens: 20,966thSmartest Citizens: 22,067th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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