by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 686th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,585th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,184th
The Sun Blessed Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
So long as the Sun rises, Kafair shall live on
His Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.162 billion

LeaderHis Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim
Faiththe Temple of the Sun and Moons

AnimalSun Eagle

The Sun Blessed Sultanate of Kafair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.162 billion Kafairans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 162 trillion Intis a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,593 Intis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 421,298 per year while the poor average 36,036, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Sun Eagle and its national religion is the Temple of the Sun and Moons.

Kafair is ranked 9,442nd in the world and 86th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,016.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,585thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,967thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,541stMost Influential: 4,575thLargest Black Market: 6,762ndMost Authoritarian: 7,964thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,287thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,500thMost Devout: 9,339thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,026thHighest Average Incomes: 14,908thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,752nd
Most Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the region

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