|Leader||Warden of the East Ori al-Karim|
The Golden Throne Pillar of Kafair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Warden of the East Ori al-Karim with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.144 billion Kafairans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 646 trillion Crowns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,657 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Golden Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden Throne.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kafair endorsed The Golden Throne Pillar of Droiden.
- : Kafair withdrew its endorsement from The Czardom of Russia Major.
- : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Kafair endorsed The Shiny Happy People of The Kingdom of RobO.
- : Kafair's influence in Azure Watester Federation rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Kafair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kafair's influence in Azure Watester Federation rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : The Federation of AWF Governance Committee dismissed Kafair as Judge of Azure Watester Federation.
- : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
Endorsements Received: 14 » The great Beaver, Jamstown, Rusliv, Goodawesomeness, Best Rwanda, American Pere Housh, Castelia, Russia Major, Riakou, New Imperial Britannia, Kynor, Winter Gulley, Droiden, and Karelignia.