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Most Conservative: 687th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,321st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,191st
The Sun Blessed Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
So long as the Sun rises, Kafair shall live on
His Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kafair

Population1.167 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderHis Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim
Faiththe Temple of the Sun and Moons

CurrencyInti
AnimalSun Eagle

The Sun Blessed Sultanate of Kafair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.167 billion Kafairans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 154 trillion Intis a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,591 Intis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,656 per year while the poor average 33,569, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Sun Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Temple of the Sun and Moons.

Kafair is ranked 167,638th in the world and 656th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 40 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Conservative: 687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,321stTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,068thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,968thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,005thMost Influential: 4,581stLargest Black Market: 6,903rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,556thMost Authoritarian: 8,309thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,240thMost Devout: 9,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,481stMost Avoided: 12,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,161stHighest Average Incomes: 16,904th
Top
1%
Most Conservative: 6th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, business leaders are mailing His Sun Blessed Majesty Sultan al-Karim forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.

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