by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,553rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,836thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,143rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Radikal ang magmahal!
Lenin Robredo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.127 billion

CapitalKalokohan City
LeaderLenin Robredo

CurrencyYum Burgers
AnimalNative Lechon

The Republic of Kadyotan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lenin Robredo with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.127 billion Pelepenos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalokohan City. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kadyotanian economy, worth 344 trillion Yum Burgers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,177 Yum Burgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kadyotan's national animal is the Native Lechon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leninism.

Kadyotan is ranked 267,822nd in the world and 1st in North Kalokohan for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 2,553rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,836thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,750thMost Inclusive: 8,878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,310thNicest Citizens: 9,609thMost Developed: 9,845thLargest Retail Industry: 9,928thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,296thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,578thMost Armed: 11,283rdHighest Food Quality: 11,503rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,840thSmartest Citizens: 11,909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,127thHighest Average Incomes: 12,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,109thLowest Crime Rates: 13,312thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,081stLargest Governments: 18,131stMost Secular: 19,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,767thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,601stBest Weather: 24,134thSafest: 25,969thMost Cultured: 27,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,386th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kadyotan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cultured and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Kadyotan's influence in North Kalokohan rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Kadyotan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Kadyotan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Kadyotan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kadyotan's influence in North Kalokohan fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Kadyotan's influence in North Kalokohan rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Kadyotan relocated from Lazarus to North Kalokohan.
  • : Kadyotan founded the region North Kalokohan.
  • : Kadyotan was refounded in Lazarus.