The Empire of Kadict is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Xenon with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.178 billion Kadictians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odins Temple. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kadictian economy, worth 150 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,334 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, the might of the entire Kadictian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadict's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nordic Paganism.

Kadict is ranked 33,710^th in the world and 411^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,393.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.