by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,941st
The Prodigious Musician of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Slowly, though not quite surely
Monsieur Practice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.305 billion

LeaderMonsieur Practice
Faithy'all need Jesus

Animalsnoring hummingbird

The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.305 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 510 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,539 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 223,682nd in the world and 1,396th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 9.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 479thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,941stTop
Safest: 2,860thMost Pacifist: 5,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,842ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,068thNicest Citizens: 7,683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,907thBest Weather: 8,278thHighest Food Quality: 9,079thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,123rdMost Cultured: 9,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,503rdMost Inclusive: 10,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,525thHealthiest Citizens: 11,056thLowest Crime Rates: 11,511thMost Developed: 11,539thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,021stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,465thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,742ndLargest Governments: 14,305thSmartest Citizens: 16,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,334thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,986thMost Secular: 25,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,804thHighest Average Incomes: 26,840th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 163rd in the region

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