by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,019th
The Prodigious Musician of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Slowly, though not quite surely
Monsieur Practice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.267 billion

LeaderMonsieur Practice
Faithy'all need Jesus

Animalsnoring hummingbird

The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.267 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 245 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,161 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 208,140th in the world and 712th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -205.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,019thTop
Safest: 3,752ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,771stMost Pacifist: 5,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,767thNicest Citizens: 8,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,600thBest Weather: 8,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,861stHighest Food Quality: 10,956thMost Inclusive: 10,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,999thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,361stMost Cultured: 12,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,498thMost Developed: 12,720thLowest Crime Rates: 13,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,702ndLargest Governments: 18,255thMost Secular: 19,047thSmartest Citizens: 20,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,523rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionTop
Safest: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kachikawawa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Montanas rojos.
  • : Kachikawawa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Vivolkha, Wysrod, Solsevara, Valentian Elysium, The Republic of Osea, The Soylent Green Party, Johnne Green, Better Indonesia, Gewisse, Tzo, Creeptopia, Northern African Sahara, Ignis Cinere, Northern Nivaria, Old Atlantica, Namakan, Kaltovar, Colonel Terrosit, Ascended Union, Evertopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Mastodonia, Chip Skylark, QuazaFire, City of Saint Nicolas, Dustwind, Anisopterra, Eppur, The unidet Of life, Marroc, Galimania, Anollasia, Drewish, Palman, Airday, Lacuna, Eist, Novegia, Lower Phlebacite, Zeganas, Vill Send, Seantonia, Creightland, Amabanana, Vragar, Nanase Army, Juiulia, Republic of Libriano, Medetas, Islands of Czechia, and 135 others.Son Weslana, Aurorastar, Sedek-Cantus, Sawhirius, Isentran, Yakkandiania, West Longobardia, Liberdon, Gal Cradia, Zopciria, Nuremburgia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, PYT, Iontan, Stroulia, Danyl, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, The African Emirates, Arctic Coalition, The Snake Brotherhood, St Lennys Island, Pianaville, Skamor, Voldwinashunst, Hunism, Magtonia, Ishkabibber, Alaxia, Kyrizstanislav, Kierekiko, Bradmarkers, Pardul, ShadowVoltia, Prairiesora, The Parandeam, Zulcanmaral, Zeklandia, Tangora, Grungerock, Maalemzya, Free Booze, Solarampa, New Terrasol, Zachais, Keswickholt, Manurajya, Marxist Germany, Makykay, Free Fremovanja, Cowkaine, Greenmont Federation, Ilfarasia, Kalldunn, Georce, Peacecock, Ner Epiand, Seranis, Nea Komnenia, Mauryana, Waitiki, United States of Island land, Testa, Karlando, New Non, Pugopolus, Clialaad, DetroitSmash, Megistos, Maconshinbernititte, Ali Faridi, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Sainte Marie du Mont, Pallas Athenaie, Batona, Noohlya, Onfande, Aqoarith, The Galactic American Imperium, Terra Royaume, Holma, The Fortem, S Mova Derat, Carindell, Greater Puptioneberadon, Mat She, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, Tausend Seen, Wischland, Tierra de Platanos, The Indian Royalty, Thingvelir, Oppressthemville, Silvedania, Yellowjacket, Alemputo, Valtavi, Geolapo, Countesia, Fedoir Republic, Donnee, Moscovietsao, Antarctic Empire, Graemania, Sugandeezia, WRNDM, Ikaoxc, Osito Libre, Dorab, Mursilis, New Kowloon Bay, Grimmywelsh, Calrad, Hawalius, Tbone Steak, TRUE MANS, Germanic and Jewish people, Selu-Ahare, Redrock Isles, Alski, New Dracora, Tuvix, Vikardian, Laikia, Lurraterra, VuVuVaz, Mutlistan, Samonaemia, Empire of Ecuador, San Falconis, Mendit Key, Pavaro, Faradova, and Montanas rojos.

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