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Most Ignorant Citizens: 154th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rd Most Primitive: 197th
The Jobless Slacker of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Jobless Slacker of Kaboomlandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Wulfric II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.701 billion Kaboomlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaboomlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,298 trillion Endorsements a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,446 Endorsements, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,115,422 per year while the poor average 55,927, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, dessert dishes make up the Kaboomlandian breakfast menu, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaboomlandia's national animal is the Black-Capped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Kaboomlandia is ranked 179,491st in the world and 1,242nd in Europeia for Best Weather, with -594 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 183rdMost Primitive: 197thLargest Insurance Industry: 213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246thLargest Mining Sector: 326thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 361stLargest Black Market: 386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469thMost Devout: 604thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 612thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635thFattest Citizens: 670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 743rdMost Avoided: 858thMost Corrupt Governments: 921stMost Influential: 1,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,266thHighest Average Incomes: 1,328thMost Conservative: 1,345thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,951stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,128thMost Efficient Economies: 3,192ndHighest Economic Output: 3,908thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,829thLargest Governments: 8,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,650thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,134thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,387thMost Extreme: 17,106thMost Authoritarian: 17,490th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Extreme: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the region

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