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Most Ignorant Citizens: 170th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd Largest Insurance Industry: 213th
The Old Man Yelling At Clouds of
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Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!
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Kaboomlandia

Population8.497 billion

CapitalKolra
LeaderKing Wulfric II
FaithScientology

CurrencyEndorsement
AnimalBlack-Capped Eagle

The Old Man Yelling At Clouds of Kaboomlandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Wulfric II with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.497 billion Kaboomlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaboomlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,614 trillion Endorsements a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 307,674 Endorsements, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,694 per year while the poor average 55,276, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaboomlandia's national animal is the Black-Capped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Kaboomlandia is ranked 154,597th in the world and 899th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 4.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 260thLargest Mining Sector: 360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374thLargest Black Market: 381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 480thMost Primitive: 491stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 591stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596thMost Devout: 620thFattest Citizens: 637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rdMost Avoided: 800thMost Corrupt Governments: 844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,027thHighest Average Incomes: 1,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,527thTop
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Most Influential: 1,674thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,837thLargest Retail Industry: 2,701stMost Efficient Economies: 3,026thNudest: 3,525thHighest Economic Output: 3,528thMost Conservative: 4,035thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,823rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,623rdRudest Citizens: 5,782ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,949thLargest Governments: 7,630thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,070thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,852nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Extreme: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 78th in the region

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