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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 176thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188th
The Reanimated Corpse of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kaboomlandia

Population12.578 billion

CapitalKolra
LeaderKing Wulfric II
FaithScientology

CurrencyEndorsement
AnimalBlack-Capped Eagle

The Reanimated Corpse of Kaboomlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Wulfric II with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.578 billion Kaboomlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaboomlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,037 trillion Endorsements a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,963 Endorsements, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,786,396 per year while the poor average 28,849, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

Every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, the term "Native Kaboomlandian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and Kaboomlandia isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaboomlandia's national animal is the Black-Capped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Kaboomlandia is ranked 220,069th in the world and 910th in Europeia for Most Secular, with 0.88 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 176thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thLargest Mining Sector: 347thMost Primitive: 348thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 356thLargest Black Market: 510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 631stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 632ndMost Devout: 637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 759thMost Avoided: 791stFattest Citizens: 837thMost Influential: 851stMost Corrupt Governments: 966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 966thHighest Average Incomes: 1,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,035thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,159thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,692ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,310thNudest: 3,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,588thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,169thLargest Governments: 6,935thMost Efficient Economies: 7,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,446thLowest Crime Rates: 8,577thMost Conservative: 9,046thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,217thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,840thMost Authoritarian: 18,742ndLargest Populations: 19,947th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the region

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