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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136th Most Ignorant Citizens: 169th Largest Insurance Industry: 187th
The Old Man Yells At Clouds of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Come to the dark side! We have nukes and cookies!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.144 billion

LeaderKing Wulfric II

AnimalBlack-Capped Eagle

The Old Man Yells At Clouds of Kaboomlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Wulfric II with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.144 billion Kaboomlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaboomlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,164 trillion Endorsements a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 312,002 Endorsements, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,136,458 per year while the poor average 60,882, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The might of the entire Kaboomlandian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, war criminals are given full state funerals, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaboomlandia's national animal is the Black-Capped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Kaboomlandia is ranked 40,532nd in the world and 177th in Europeia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 61.78 on the Rand Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thMost Ignorant Citizens: 169thLargest Insurance Industry: 187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 285thLargest Mining Sector: 350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 370thLargest Black Market: 379thMost Primitive: 454thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 577thMost Devout: 622ndFattest Citizens: 626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 728thMost Avoided: 781stMost Corrupt Governments: 889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,017thMost Influential: 1,330thHighest Average Incomes: 1,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,705thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,618thMost Efficient Economies: 2,873rdHighest Economic Output: 3,025thNudest: 3,519thMost Conservative: 4,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,791stRudest Citizens: 6,841stLargest Governments: 7,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,361stLowest Crime Rates: 8,384thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,783rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Extreme: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the region

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