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Highest Crime Rates: 21stMost Armed: 24thMost Rebellious Youth: 31st
The Holy Green Hotspots of
Anarchy
Playtime should be all the time.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Kabayong Malibog

Population36.861 billion

CapitalSeksing Seksi City
Leadera part-timer

Currencyorgasm
Animalpornstar

The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a part-timer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.861 billion Kabayong Malibogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seksing Seksi City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kabayong Malibogian economy, worth an astonishing 16,542 trillion orgasms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 448,787 orgasms, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and concussed pornstarball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kabayong Malibog's national animal is the pornstar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kabayong Malibog is ranked 54th in the world and 1st in The ProcrastiNations for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 21stMost Armed: 24thMost Rebellious Youth: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51stMost Avoided: 53rdFattest Citizens: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 117thRudest Citizens: 130thHighest Disposable Incomes: 175thHighest Economic Output: 181stLargest Gambling Industry: 196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 286thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 427thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 445thLargest Insurance Industry: 452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 463rdLargest Retail Industry: 551stHighest Average Incomes: 613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 695thLargest Mining Sector: 886thMost Stationary: 1,057thSmartest Citizens: 1,150thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,212thLargest Populations: 1,434thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,116thMost Secular: 2,164thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,784thMost Cultured: 2,845thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,528thMost Inclusive: 6,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,780thMost Influential: 7,649thLargest Black Market: 9,519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,470thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,986thLargest Governments: 17,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,419thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,879thMost Politically Free: 24,235th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, concussed pornstarball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Kabayong Malibogian Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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