The Kingdom of Kabatzinn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sun Tone with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.871 billion Kabatzinnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabatzinn City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kabatzinnian economy, worth 271 trillion Marks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,699 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabatzinn's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dominology.

Kabatzinn is ranked 52,403^rd in the world and 1^st in The West Coast for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,674.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.