The Sovereign Socialist Republic of Kaamapoori is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Majesty The Mauhar Chandraprabhaa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.365 billion Kaamapooriyas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shehr Apurabaapura. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaamapooriya economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Taehraauipaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,963 Taehraauipaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaamapoori's national animal is the Bengal tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaamapoori is ranked 3,790^th in the world and 1^st in Mardood e Haram for Highest Poor Incomes, with 148,042.39 Standard Monetary Units.