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Best Weather: 7,782nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,950th Safest: 10,222nd
The Armed Republic of
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Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono
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Ka Lanakila

Population4.726 billion

CapitalKa Lanakila City
LeaderJames

Currencydollar
AnimalHumuhumunukunukuapua'a

The Armed Republic of Ka Lanakila is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.726 billion Ka Lanakilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka Lanakila City. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ka Lanakilian economy, worth 546 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,583 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Ka Lanakilian can expect a strongly worded letter, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ka Lanakila's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ka Lanakila is ranked 134,943rd in the world and 16th in The Monarchist Entente for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Best Weather: 7,782ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,950thTop
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Safest: 10,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,936thLowest Crime Rates: 13,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,239thHealthiest Citizens: 13,582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,083rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,275thSmartest Citizens: 15,600th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ka Lanakila was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Ka Lanakila voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Lanakila, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Lanakila, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Lanakila, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Ka Lanakila's influence in The Monarchist Entente rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Ka Lanakila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ka Lanakila voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Amelioration of Maritime Conditions".
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Lanakila, nations that kill a Ka Lanakilian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Lanakila, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.

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