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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69th Most Influential: 211th Rudest Citizens: 549th
The 💰United Capitalist State💲 of
We eat Money!!! 🤑
Mike The Big Money
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Ka Ching

Population2.018 billion

CapitalNorthern Liloy
LeaderMike The Big Money
FaithOrder of the Money

CurrencyOSU ₴
AnimalGreen Monkey

The 💰United Capitalist State💲 of Ka Ching is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike The Big Money with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.018 billion Ka Chingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 383 trillion OSU ₴s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 189,967 OSU ₴s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,506,972 per year while the poor average 5,775, a ratio of 260 to 1.

Mike The Big Money's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and Mike The Big Money has awarded Mike The Big Money many medals in appreciation for Mike The Big Money's awesomeness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 554th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.51 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Influential: 211thRudest Citizens: 549thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 554thLargest Retail Industry: 1,061stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,130thHighest Crime Rates: 1,402ndFattest Citizens: 1,410thMost Armed: 1,569thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,085thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,372ndMost Avoided: 2,579thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,917thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,556thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,643rdMost Secular: 5,219thMost Pro-Market: 5,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,974thHighest Average Incomes: 6,448thHighest Drug Use: 6,568thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,224thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,883rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,047thMost Efficient Economies: 10,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,113th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 108th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 113th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 179th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Secular: 274th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 497th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 657th in the regionMost Politically Free: 662nd in the regionNudest: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 798th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ka Ching was endorsed by The Holy Empire of 6ce.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Mike The Big Money has awarded Mike The Big Money many medals in appreciation for Mike The Big Money's awesomeness.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Mike The Big Money's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
  • : Ka Ching endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Ka Ching was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Ka Ching lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, concussed Green Monkeyball players cannot remember their lineup position.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 538 » Gladio II, Sunto, Corfad, Mzeusia, Atheenos, Holy Oranz, Universal State Formula, Edwerlantin, Azzarel, Siwale, ZhangKeyesland, Notyoutopia, SORT, Sylcar, Keelut, Pallaith, Blackgear, Sacrento, Tianqing, East Supple Lund, Shin-Hachioji, Detrivania, PlanetPunk, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, TerranulliuZ, Inner Wilia Sch, Massarie, Kwaj, David Davidson, The Kyziban Islands, Atain, Territorio di Nessuno, JAOECW536, Diodone, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Amerian States, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Agrauron, Chamocha, Azura Palatina, The Transhuman Union, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vexilia, Snoodum, Kyrianian, and 488 others.Misthas, Calamazo, Erwo Stal, Aroa, Kubrostavsria, Necromonia, Prydania, Alice Gardens, Ice and Tinian, Malta Comino Gozo, Kelvaros Prime, Suraria, The Wholly Concordant See, Potatolandium, Easternryke, Nyvan, Republic of Destiny, Kolorland, Kulgatha, Venezuelia, Bothia, Wilkshire, Dicko, Wooleystan, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Felpolandia, Outer Egorniand, Itallitopia, Jontopiary, Thoets, Lordelles, Esplandia, Maott, Zokk, New Echelon, Gameindustrial Empire, Helix Labs, Walter Jackson, Beladev, North Armatas, The Bureaucratic Territories, United States of Medford, Brysto, Edon-Ko, Phoronu, The Gamer Party, Sakaryata, Giganato, ZimRobwe, Prospit, The Army Republic of Prussia, Dopeland420, Plumas, Diche Choklate, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Ostrolia, Ilisseia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Western Vapia, Moubarakistan, Humptalumpta, Seihdar, Neo Hungarica, Karazan, Choistan, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, MinaFederal, Frances Francis the First of France, Painisia, Soviet Terran, Marxist Luxembourg, Voznesheim, Camarthen, RoosterTeeth, Kanlidia, Wineclaw, Elevation, Nord Botten, Ostrekoj, Dadastan Archipelago, Boggovia, Guyomartand, French Bananastan, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Phualand, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Bonjoura, Unsophisticate, Pradovnia, Northern Scovia, Dejure, Yukti, Beastos, Republic of Dixie, Dreylus, Kundam, Unimaginable Doom, Indiana Hoosier nation, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Thorway, Nogori, Q w e r t y, Nisastria, Selfgradatude, Etanur, Musselshell, Sea Ghost, Chukstik Illahi, Buckerino, Koda-Land, New Sekai, Shadowrik, Gran Finisterra, Palisede, Albacria, Puczovska, United Government Of Corruption, Shibutani, Memeosan, Ozstan, SillyString, Mecca-Switzerland, Cloydicia, Zeternia, Pasargad, LostLegion, Union Confederate Socialists, Jefffliu, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Lower Nubia, New Phyrreus, General COE, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Californian Redwood, Govornia, BrightFutures, Cadla, Highton Islands, Neo-Philadelphia, Malvad, THX1138, McMasterdonia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Avalon, Valenair, New Trisone, Apetopia, Antiyard, Wisconsota, United Draconia, Empy, Tredano, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Sundred, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Wodan, Former English Colony, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Xentherida, American MapleStory, Abject Ludicrosity, German Holy Roman Empire, East Wushen, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Ciri Pole, Democritus, Papika, Yarecir, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Lunallian, Eraver, Warsaw-Halicz, Gorlan Ruins, Aerovea, McAncapland, Kobagia, Astronomical, Ibalon, Kararock, Kleptonis, Amauri, Lotion Empire, Daiz, Lorigia, New Pruessen, Babacar, Dragonar, The Holy Lands of Namiir, The Rhein States, Germanic Araya, Minuda, The Austro Germanic Union, United North American, Aningem Atron, Jumany, The Black Cathedral, Transyania, Ladtanderan, We Are Number One, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, New Bremerton, Acrabinnia, New Eleria, Nationeer, Mount Timbers, Arstungry, Kalimora Aire, Niradans, Newrun, Spartoptia, Zastunia Free State, Ethereal Expanse, Imperiousation, Steraz, Kriegerburg, Arthur Bomber Harris, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Butcher Bridge, Kuda1, Islamic Cali, Jalyort Empire, Kasazzastan, Nova Sagitta, United Kingdoms of Islands, United Kahndaq, Rajan Pradesh, Haram Reich, Castle Federation, The Serdey Islands, Australis Terra, Katschekistan, Torakuen, Sinelona, Newpromisedland, ISOP, Northern Pennsytucky, Vincone Cae, Ostrinios, Fun time land of Fun, Votak Matim, Timarah, Oshonia, National Goats, SchoolHouse Rock, Uganda Knuckles UK, Cisplatinaa, Chifrial, Caralapace, Beagles Reborn, Central Ryal, Arqadia, Breduria, Ars Britannia, Blackphir, Cam Zazi, Ara Antrizuls, Novingerian Islands, Adamanty, Altivia, Elysium and Palaven, Agharya, The Carverlands, Baalkistann, Alcaryia, CelebrityDude, Californian Provinces, Bananaaaaa, Bidragistan, Birting, AGoodPlace, Elliotus, North Bratislava, Amerikako Estatu Konfederatuak, Bojacks and Jills, Andonia, Amicities, Kuveria, Oktavio, Morason, Mathtopia, Changjo, Mazuri, Gurou, Atomic Industry Islands, Bonoveitans, Piptaimerfulopia, Omnistria, Maovale, Ibiscaton, Daedric Stellar Empire, Dunebat, Cyrenayca, Carcher, Aevoria, Algrund, Colinasia, Ecronentia, Dercia, Machendel, Analomink, Eastern Arctic Islands, Alhabar, The Notorious Mad Jack, Edomae, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dellengard, Copria, Yummy Blubber, Zumlandia, Dreadton, Xagill, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Great Solordia, Durr, Guer Aike, Gilakistan, Flaksis, Pruznia, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Grothia, Dawn Guard, Fartslamdump, Federal Baltic Republics, Stat Artha, Hunt, Kappa Kappa Epsilon, Montarc, Heluthsrew, Pinguioris, South Balanest, Sunaiya, Jasminlandia, The Discipled, New Lunai, Republic of Turbin, Rosewood-, Longsword01, Renzic, The Pantheons, Severisen, Jackxanlandia, Sheldony, Plasir Grand, Moose repupblic, Scatologia, Northeast American Federation, Kanerland, Stellaris-Crystaloga, Heminaw, Orven, Mercandia, New Austra, Pans Desta, Igritann, Nairland, Hrysos, Partax, Heken, The Empire of Bangladesh, Northern Glory, One hundred castles, Elgaland-Vargaland, The Realm of Dorne, Mesherica, Fizban, Nairash, Iselko, Grobbillandia, HeartLard, Golden Ho, Free Culture, Lower East Upingham, Southern Peopoloistopia, Lotia9, Old Emporia, Rogue 1880, Magorostan, Palanyag, Kalatona, Democratu, Island States of Skelldia, New Aka UNIA Lance, Riechelburg, Ninjak30, Staniel, Novo Nitra, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Kokomo Island, Justanistan, The Bloodline of the Angels, Aurumos, Black Templares, Konostra, Spunkland, Tarr-Nation, Jpia, Gawdzendia, Nuova Belgica, Overwhelming Regret, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Surikatia, Seraxinbourgh, The Republic of Rosemount, The South Falls, Metamen, Mariadne, Zighineborp, Dalvahon, The social Rupublic of Ivarde, Valhalla123, Viridiann, The Sinclarian Provinces, Blue-White Land, Levatio, United Asgardian States, United States of Americanas, Joodey, Wanatah, New Chilokver, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Norster, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Westerosi Republics, Taboooo, Boltang, Odrinia, United States of Straight Sheeple, Ieprus, Fengate, Velon, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Praeceps, Novae, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Alunya, Ainsworth, Drusselstein, Crown Isles, RoyalForeverever, Saint Lostreau, Dinoium, IsiMUd, Friithnicity, Krenkar, Saint Alaric, Dillhole Land, Bridgett, Advancia-Sizzletown, Oziia, Orado, Nortopenesenia, New us ville, Alexander the magnus, Allison In Chains, AltanUrag, The West United States, -Enjolras, Run Mayst Republic, Middangeard, Aeolist, The AP Republic, Shigonia, Illichiana, IraqGreece, 1 very fast endotarter, and 6ce.

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