by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140th Most Influential: 338th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,797th
The United Capitalist States of
Capitalist Paradise
We eat Money!!! 🤑
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Ka Ching

Population1.458 billion

LeaderDavid Rockefeller
FaithOrder of the Money

Currencydiamantes rojos
AnimalGreen Monkey

The United Capitalist States of Ka Ching is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by David Rockefeller with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.458 billion Ka Chingians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kachinga. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 216 trillion diamantes rojos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 148,743 diamantes rojos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 910,146 per year while the poor average 10,689, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 4,727th in the world and 169th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 8,555.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140thMost Influential: 338thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,797thLargest Retail Industry: 2,120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,445thFattest Citizens: 2,462ndRudest Citizens: 3,002ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,496thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,643rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,427thMost Avoided: 4,575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,727thMost Armed: 5,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,036thMost Pro-Market: 7,397thHighest Drug Use: 7,861stHighest Crime Rates: 7,899thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,251stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,582ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,931stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,036thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,324thMost Efficient Economies: 11,346thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,675thHighest Average Incomes: 12,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,034thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,538th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Avoided: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169th in the regionMost Armed: 178th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 178th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 189th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 246th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 254th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 278th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 361st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 410th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 490th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 573rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 596th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 608th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 646th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Ka Ching was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, a serf by any other name works just as hard.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 348 » Gladio II, Sunto, Corfad, Mzeusia, Atheenos, Holy Oranz, Universal State Formula, Edwerlantin, Azzarel, Siwale, Osburmergortionadocaopia, ZhangKeyesland, Notyoutopia, SORT, Sylcar, Keelut, Pallaith, Blackgear, United States of Americanas, Galits, Sacrento, New Pleasant Hill, Tianqing, East Supple Lund, Shin-Hachioji, Detrivania, PlanetPunk, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, TerranulliuZ, Inner Wilia Sch, Massarie, Kwaj, Avornica, David Davidson, The Kyziban Islands, Atain, Territorio di Nessuno, JAOECW536, Diodone, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Amerian States, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Agrauron, Chamocha, Azura Palatina, and 298 others.The Transhuman Union, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vexilia, Snoodum, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Kyrianian, Misthas, Calamazo, Erwo Stal, Aroa, Novo England, Kubrostavsria, Necromonia, Prydania, Alice Gardens, Ice and Tinian, Malta Comino Gozo, Ausrea, Kelvaros Prime, Suraria, The Wholly Concordant See, Potatolandium, Easternryke, Nyvan, Republic of Destiny, Kolorland, Kulgatha, Venezuelia, Bothia, Wilkshire, Dicko, Wooleystan, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Felpolandia, Ayylienz, Outer Egorniand, Itallitopia, Jontopiary, Thoets, Lordelles, Esplandia, Maott, Zokk, New Echelon, Gameindustrial Empire, Helix Labs, Walter Jackson, Beladev, North Armatas, The Bureaucratic Territories, Azurius, United States of Medford, Brysto, Edon-Ko, Phoronu, The Santiagan Islands, The Gamer Party, Han Ful, Sakaryata, Giganato, Zombodice, ZimRobwe, Prospit, The Army Republic of Prussia, Dopeland420, Plumas, Diche Choklate, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Ostrolia, The Windmilluminati, Ilisseia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Hibsboro, Western Vapia, Moubarakistan, Humptalumpta, Seihdar, Neo Hungarica, Karazan, Choistan, The Free Californian People, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, MinaFederal, Frances Francis the First of France, Painisia, Soviet Terran, Marxist Luxembourg, Voznesheim, Camarthen, RoosterTeeth, Asemnots, Kanlidia, Wineclaw, Elevation, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Nord Botten, Ostrekoj, Dadastan Archipelago, Boggovia, Guyomartand, French Bananastan, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Phualand, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Bonjoura, Unsophisticate, Pradovnia, Northern Scovia, Dejure, Yukti, Beastos, Republic of Dixie, Dreylus, Kundam, Unimaginable Doom, Indiana Hoosier nation, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Thorway, Nogori, Q w e r t y, Nisastria, Selfgradatude, Reune, Etanur, Musselshell, Sea Ghost, Temasek Holdings, Chukstik Illahi, Buckerino, Koda-Land, Islandsria, New Sekai, Shadowrik, Gran Finisterra, Palisede, Albacria, Boadiccea, Puczovska, Get Away From Me, United Government Of Corruption, Matioria, Shibutani, CurryIndia, Memeosan, Deerfenland, Ozstan, SillyString, Mecca-Switzerland, Cloydicia, Zeternia, Pasargad, LostLegion, Union Confederate Socialists, Jefffliu, Powerful Originality, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Lower Nubia, New Phyrreus, General COE, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Californian Redwood, Govornia, Super California, BrightFutures, Cadla, Highton Islands, Neo-Philadelphia, Malvad, THX1138, McMasterdonia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Harstonia, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Avalon, Valenair, New Trisone, The FNBs, Apetopia, Pizza Squared, Antiyard, Wisconsota, United Draconia, Empy, Tredano, The Northern Disparate States, Eravonia, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Grimrholm, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Jest Xerces, New Seaview Cove, Sundred, RaRaRasputinn, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Dramanian, Sahriastan, Wodan, Rochester Black, Former English Colony, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Xentherida, American MapleStory, Abject Ludicrosity, German Holy Roman Empire, East Wushen, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Ciri Pole, Bridger-Teton, Democritus, Solcialist States, Kromi, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Papika, Malphe, Yarecir, Keljior, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Lunallian, Eraver, Trivania, Whachamacallit, Octevius, Googaia, Warsaw-Halicz, Gorlan Ruins, Tawya, Aerovea, Islamica, McAncapland, Kobagia, Leuvenburg, Astronomical, Ibalon, Expols Geo Islands, Kararock, Kleptonis, Amauri, Lotion Empire, ShortBusCrashed, Luxelea, Daiz, Visburgh, Starknis, Spengleria, Lorigia, New Pruessen, Tomthetankengineland, Babacar, Xorroth, Curtis Cosla, Dragonar, West Coastal States, Aethrux, The Holy Lands of Namiir, The Rhein States, Freienland, Germanic Araya, Minuda, The Austro Germanic Union, Yandere nation, United North American, Aningem Atron, Cozy Beds, Brazentium, Colotex, Jumany, The Black Cathedral, Transyania, Ladtanderan, We Are Number One, The Most Freedom Ever, The New Nutellion, Lionia, New Bremerton, Acrabinnia, Islavity Pod, New Eleria, Shiandor, Osentaria, Nationeer, Funkadelia, and Mount Timbers.

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