|Leader||Mike The Big Money|
|Faith||Order of the Money|
The 💰United Capitalist State💲 of Ka Ching is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike The Big Money with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.018 billion Ka Chingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 383 trillion OSU ₴s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 189,967 OSU ₴s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,506,972 per year while the poor average 5,775, a ratio of 260 to 1.
Mike The Big Money's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and Mike The Big Money has awarded Mike The Big Money many medals in appreciation for Mike The Big Money's awesomeness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Money.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ka Ching was endorsed by The Holy Empire of 6ce.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Mike The Big Money has awarded Mike The Big Money many medals in appreciation for Mike The Big Money's awesomeness.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Mike The Big Money's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
- : Ka Ching endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Ka Ching was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Ka Ching lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, concussed Green Monkeyball players cannot remember their lineup position.
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