by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 198thLargest Black Market: 3,068thBest Weather: 3,950th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Einheit zum Wohlstand.
President Valentina Stark
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population10.222 billion

LeaderPresident Valentina Stark

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Federal Republic of Jyzeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Valentina Stark with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.222 billion Jyzerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Jyzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,248 Jyzes, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, hunters often become the hunted, and the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marjam.

Jyzeria is ranked 149,823rd in the world and 6,619th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 198thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,068thBest Weather: 3,950thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,669thHealthiest Citizens: 5,773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,976thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,653rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,814thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,340thMost Influential: 10,543rdHighest Economic Output: 10,698thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,069thMost Developed: 12,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,752ndLargest Governments: 14,900thMost Cultured: 15,368thHighest Average Incomes: 15,623rdMost Secular: 15,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,313thLowest Crime Rates: 17,444thMost Average: 17,854th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 344th in the regionLargest Governments: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 361st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 401st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 436th in the regionMost Average: 442nd in the regionMost Secular: 452nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 519th in the regionMost Influential: 540th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jyzeria was endorsed by The Party Vizier of Dragons Blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Valencia's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Jyzeria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Interference-Causing Equipment Standards Act".
  • : Jyzeria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Cormactopia Prime".


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