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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,659th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,944th Most Efficient Economies: 3,726th
The Holy ༺ Violet ༻ Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Einheit zum Wohlstand.
President Carla Porsche
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jyzeria

Population8.555 billion

CapitalPorscheline
LeaderPresident Carla Porsche
FaithMarjam

CurrencyJyze
AnimalVampire

The Holy ༺ Violet ༻ Empire of Jyzeria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Carla Porsche with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.555 billion Jyzerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porscheline. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Jyzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,673 Jyzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Jyzerian Liberator", Jyzerian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marjam.

Jyzeria is ranked 143,406th in the world and 5,424th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,944thMost Efficient Economies: 3,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,286thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,559thBest Weather: 6,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,706thHealthiest Citizens: 6,764thMost Secular: 6,931stLowest Crime Rates: 7,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,155thLargest Governments: 7,519thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,203rdMost Developed: 9,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,337thMost Authoritarian: 9,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,459thMost Income Equality: 11,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,010thHighest Economic Output: 12,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,500thMost Cultured: 13,584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,862nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 208th in the regionMost Secular: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 246th in the regionMost Developed: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 376th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionMost Income Equality: 452nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 458th in the regionMost Influential: 567th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyzeria, Jyzerian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Jyzeria created a custom banner.
  • : Jyzeria altered its national flag.
  • : Jyzeria altered its national flag.
  • : Jyzeria altered its national flag.
  • : Jyzeria changed its national motto to "Einheit zum Wohlstand.".

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