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Largest Insurance Industry: 158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 253rdLargest Mining Sector: 369th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kneel before the might of Jyggalag!
Emperor Jyggalag
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jyggalag

Population10.383 billion

CapitalJyggalag City
LeaderEmperor Jyggalag

CurrencySeptim
AnimalBaliwog

The Empire of Jyggalag is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Jyggalag with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.383 billion Jyggalagians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jyggalag City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jyggalagian economy, worth a remarkable 4,976 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 479,320 Septims, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jyggalag's national animal is the Baliwog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jyggalag is ranked 16,001st in the world and 851st in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 86.49 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 253rdLargest Mining Sector: 369thLargest Black Market: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 388thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 837thLargest Agricultural Sector: 867thMost Corrupt Governments: 960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 972ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,088thMost Avoided: 1,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,858thLargest Retail Industry: 1,947thHighest Economic Output: 2,070thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,792ndLargest Governments: 2,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,395thSmartest Citizens: 4,556thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,552ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,940thMost Secular: 7,067thMost Conservative: 8,197thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,269thMost Authoritarian: 9,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,109thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,647thMost Developed: 16,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,404thHealthiest Citizens: 18,824th
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Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Conservative: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 290th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 291st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 317th in the regionMost Secular: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 475th in the regionMost Influential: 551st in the regionMost Extreme: 555th in the regionMost Stationary: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 569th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 819th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Jyggalag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Jyggalag's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, public parks are on the upswing.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Jyggalag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Jyggalag, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.

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