by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 196th Nicest Citizens: 237th Most Cheerful Citizens: 257th
The Community of
Left-wing Utopia
Life is hard, but worth it
Eminence Grise
Minister of State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.352 billion

Animalhoney badger

The Community of Jute is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.352 billion Juteans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutean economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Scores a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,811 Scores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Jute's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jute is ranked 187,209th in the world and 96th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -23.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 196thNicest Citizens: 237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 278thLeast Corrupt Governments: 336thMost Rebellious Youth: 358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rdBest Weather: 578thMost Cultured: 650thMost Inclusive: 699thMost Beautiful Environments: 733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 744thMost Pacifist: 921stHealthiest Citizens: 973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,138thMost Influential: 1,156thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,626thTop
Most Devout: 1,998thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,449thSafest: 2,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,226thMost Developed: 3,575thSmartest Citizens: 3,867thLargest Governments: 4,256thMost Stationary: 5,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,101stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,059thHighest Economic Output: 10,812thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,304th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the region

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