The State-Run Utopia of Juta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Rakowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.163 billion Jutaninans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Przylbka. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutian economy, worth 446 trillion Kavarniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 141,180 Kavarniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juta's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 4chan.

Juta is ranked 1,634^th in the world and 3^rd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Secular, with 99.11 Atheism Rate.