by Max Barry

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Nudest: 115th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 757th Most Armed: 1,009th
The Holy Empire of
Libertarian Police State
Bieder, Fromm und Stark
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Justinisches Reich

Population1.907 billion

LeaderKaiser Wilhelm Justinius XII


The Holy Empire of Justinisches Reich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm Justinius XII with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.907 billion Justinians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Justinisches Reichian economy, worth 411 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 215,729 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, male tourists tend to be fearful of Justinisches Reich's deadly femme fatales, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Justinisches Reich's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Justinisches Reich is ranked 163,021st in the world and 9,550th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3.68 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Nudest: 115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 757thMost Armed: 1,009thMost Influential: 1,163rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,007thLargest Retail Industry: 2,040thHighest Crime Rates: 2,696thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,748thRudest Citizens: 2,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,171stFattest Citizens: 3,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,015thHighest Average Incomes: 4,337thHighest Drug Use: 6,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,999thMost Cultured: 7,149thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,818thSmartest Citizens: 9,186thMost Efficient Economies: 10,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,686thMost Secular: 12,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,196thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,096thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,439thMost Developed: 14,369th
Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 225th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 431st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 437th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 455th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 481st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 486th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 539th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 576th in the regionMost Secular: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 742nd in the regionMost Developed: 811th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 889th in the regionLargest Governments: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, male tourists tend to be fearful of Justinisches Reich's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Justinisches Reich endorsed The Edan Republic of Lunallian.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Justinisches Reich was endorsed by The Edan Republic of Lunallian.
  • : Following new legislation in Justinisches Reich, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Wodan, Gladio II, Great Bights Mum, Mzeusia, Buckerino, NatsukiLand, Diodone, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Malvad, Pallaith, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Republic of Dixie, Agrauron, Sunto, McMasterdonia, Kwaj, Siwale, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, SillyString, Ainsworth, Nikhilesh23, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Choistan, American MapleStory, Ausrea, Eglise Sainte Eve, The Galactic Triumvirate, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Ozstan, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Avornica, Apetopia, Atain, Victoriaans Nederlands, Albacria, Unimaginable Doom, The Windmilluminati, and 92 others.Shibutani, Guslantis, General COE, Yukti, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Pizza Squared, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wisconsota, The FNBs, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Q w e r t y, Empy, Eravonia, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, United Draconia, Sacrento, Walist, Quranite, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, New Seaview Cove, Broomlands, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Ice and Tinian, Sundred, RaRaRasputinn, One hundred castles, SORT, Sahriastan, Zokk, Amauri, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Kulgatha, I am the one who knocks, The United States of Romania, Jalyort Empire, Maott, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, JimBrownland, Jontopiary, El Fiji Grande, Ayylienz, Kobagia, East Wushen, Abject Ludicrosity, Solcialist States, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Kromi, Aezus, Democritus, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Wilkshire, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Papika, Malphe, Yarecir, New Pruessen, Tawya, The Iron Lions, Xorroth, Curtis Cosla, West Coastal States, Freienland, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Ilisseia, Arstungry, Lionia, New Bremerton, Elvero, Islavity Pod, Mtzkekizustania, Snoodum, Gurou, Funkadelia, and Lunallian.

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