The Selene Emperor of Justinian Kalominos is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Giulia Scavino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 9.098 billion Sartorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Messelia. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sartorian economy, worth 470 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,737 Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political cartoons depicting President Giulia Scavino's face on an Eagle's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, Justinian Kalominos isn't what it used to be, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown. Justinian Kalominos's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Justinian Kalominos is ranked 39,927^th in the world and 5^th in Selene for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,126.36 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.