The Cow of Just Vibin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Theo Oltmünd with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.039 billion Birbs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Cass. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Just Vibin economy, worth 517 trillion Vibs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,207 Vibs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the tightness of border controls in Just Vibin leave a little to be desired, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just Vibin's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Canu.

Just Vibin is ranked 5,555^th in the world and 333^rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.03 bananas ingested per day.