by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,275thMost Armed: 4,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,324th
The Stellar State of
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Just porymonia

Population2.316 billion

CapitalProxima centauri

CurrencyAI need no money

The Stellar State of Just porymonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by AI with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.316 billion Stellians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proxima centauri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The powerhouse Just porymonian economy, worth 265 trillion AI need no monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,674 AI need no monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the ban on cars has been repealed, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just porymonia's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barlyy.

Just porymonia is ranked 42,692nd in the world and 63rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Conservative, scoring 71.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,275thTop
Most Armed: 4,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,803rdMost Patriotic: 10,417thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,689thTop
Most Devout: 14,092ndLargest Black Market: 17,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,206thMost Influential: 22,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,294th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the region

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