The Free Land of Jupi Utopia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 468 million Jupitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akihabara. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jupi Utopian economy, worth 42.0 trillion Anarcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,822 Anarcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime is totally unknown. Jupi Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jupi Utopia is ranked 18,392^nd in the world and 954^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 65.84 quips per hour.