The Holy Empire of Junkbot9 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 530 million Junkbots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juncbatt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Junkbot economy, worth 57.1 trillion mechincal pencils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,787 mechincal pencils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,810 per year while the poor average 29,017, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, the nation is Hell's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Junkbot9's national animal is the Apollo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junkbot9 is ranked 51,489^th in the world and 43^rd in Hell for Highest Average Incomes, with 107,787.81 Standard Monetary Units.