The Reformed Capitalists of Juggernaut Auctioneers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by lewis with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 42.987 billion New Orleanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Juggernaut Auctioneersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion picayunes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,899 picayunes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,732 per year while the poor average 12,091, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

The government snoops on private internet connections, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Lewis has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is a problem. Juggernaut Auctioneers's national animal is the the hooded nutria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is jewish.

Juggernaut Auctioneers is ranked 254,879^th in the world and 7^th in Moonrunners for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.47 law-abiding acts per hour.