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Most Secular: 322ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,351stMost Pacifist: 1,389th
The Zombie Lunar Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
This World is Brains, it has moons, book and pizza
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Jufhizlhere

Population2.458 billion

CapitalJupiter
LeaderJupiteria Zombie
FaithLibrarism

CurrencyBrains
AnimalDolphin

The Zombie Lunar Kingdom of Jufhizlhere is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jupiteria Zombie with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.458 billion Jufhizlhereans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupiter. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jufhizlherean economy, worth 449 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,763 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, Jufhizlhere recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jufhizlhere's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Jufhizlhere is ranked 4,414th in the world and 35th in Lunaria for Best Weather, with 326 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Secular: 322ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,351stMost Pacifist: 1,389thMost Inclusive: 1,455thNicest Citizens: 1,479thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,080thSafest: 2,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,332ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,759thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,932ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,569thLargest Governments: 3,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,076thRudest Citizens: 4,110thBest Weather: 4,414thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,796thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,954thMost Cultured: 5,031stMost Efficient Economies: 5,355thMost Developed: 5,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,661stSmartest Citizens: 5,831stHealthiest Citizens: 6,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,900thLowest Crime Rates: 8,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,637thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,481stMost Income Equality: 19,265thMost Politically Free: 20,702ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,175th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, Jufhizlhere recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Jupiteria Zombie's wardrobe.
  • : Jufhizlhere was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Jufhizlhere has found 11 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Jufhizlhere, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.

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