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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,023rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Hope
Bertha
Influence
Vassal
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Judith

Population21.605 billion

CapitalEdith
LeaderBertha

Currencycow
AnimalIguana

The Most Serene Republic of Judith is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bertha with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.605 billion Judithians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edith. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Judithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,942 trillion cows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,204 cows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Judith's national animal is the Iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Judith is ranked 4,348th in the world and 1st in Argo for Most Cultured, scoring 180 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,023rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,677thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,698thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,795thMost Pacifist: 2,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,974thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,989thTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,092ndBest Weather: 3,231stSafest: 3,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,994thMost Cultured: 4,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,508thMost Developed: 5,309thNicest Citizens: 5,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,201stLargest Governments: 6,480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,580thHighest Food Quality: 6,588thSmartest Citizens: 6,896thHighest Economic Output: 7,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,507thHealthiest Citizens: 10,454thMost Inclusive: 10,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,196thLargest Populations: 13,672ndTop
10%
Nudest: 18,890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,223rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,208thMost Efficient Economies: 23,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 27,796th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Judith's influence in Argo rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Judith was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Judith was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Republic of Spirit of Hope, killing 18 million zombies.

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