Population | 21.605 billion |
Capital | Edith |
Leader | Bertha |
Currency | cow |
Animal | Iguana |
The Most Serene Republic of Judith is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bertha with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.605 billion Judithians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edith. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Judithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,942 trillion cows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,204 cows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown. Judith's national animal is the Iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Judith is ranked 4,348th in the world and 1st in Argo for Most Cultured, scoring 180 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Judith's influence in Argo rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Judith was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Judith was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Republic of Spirit of Hope, killing 18 million zombies.