The Safe Lands of Judicier is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Health and Safety Prime Officer with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 901 million Judicierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harborage. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Judicierian economy, worth 67.9 trillion safEcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,369 safEcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and billions of safEcoins are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Judicier's national animal is the Pillow Feathered Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Judicier is ranked 188,330^th in the world and 7,677^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.