The Calles Empire of Jubiloso is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Caligula Calles with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.233 billion Jubilosans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aztlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jubilosan economy, worth 499 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,601 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Some Jubilosans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", the nation has unofficially betrayed its values, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jubiloso's national animal is the armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jubiloso is ranked 311,953^rd in the world and 326^th in The Kodiak Republic for Safest, scoring 4.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.