The Dominion of JR Ewing is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JR Ewing with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.762 billion Ewings enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Ewing economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,518 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,413 per year while the poor average 8,031, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Oil has been named as JR Ewing's national religion, JR Ewing has designated Dallas as its capital city, JR Ewing has just been declared ruler of JR Ewing in an international press conference, and pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. JR Ewing's national animal is the ox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Oil.

JR Ewing is ranked 289,056^th in the world and 2^nd in The Tetrominoes of Aquafina for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.01 law-abiding acts per hour.