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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,374thMost Inclusive: 15,868th
The Toxic Waste Dump of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Coconut Gun
Supreme God-Emperor Mudkip
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jovuistan

Population8.354 billion

CapitalJohn Doe's Backyard
LeaderSupreme God-Emperor Mudkip

CurrencyHbox Crab
AnimalK-pop Stan

The Toxic Waste Dump of Jovuistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme God-Emperor Mudkip with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.354 billion Jovu have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of John Doe's Backyard. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The powerhouse Jovu economy, worth 655 trillion Hbox Crabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,419 Hbox Crabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovuistan's national animal is the K-pop Stan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jovuistan is ranked 163,710th in the world and 4,833rd in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,374thMost Inclusive: 15,868th
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Most Stationary: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 401st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jovuistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Jovuistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Jovuistan changed its national animal to "K-pop Stan" and its currency to "Hbox Crab".
  • : Jovuistan changed its national capital to "John Doe's Backyard".
  • : Jovuistan changed its national animal to "Human", its capital to "John Doe", its currency to "Life", its motto to "Coconut Gun", and its nation type to "Toxic Waste Dump".
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.

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