by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,766th
The Toxic Waste Dump of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Talk alota big game for someone with such a small truck
President Miguel Velez
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.154 billion

LeaderPresident Miguel Velez


The Toxic Waste Dump of Jovuistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Miguel Velez with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.154 billion Jovu have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jovu economy, worth 730 trillion Prendergolds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,852 Prendergolds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovuistan's national animal is the Jillbus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jovuistan is ranked 146,321st in the world and 4,880th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.47 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 9,526thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,766thMost Influential: 15,086thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,982ndMost Inclusive: 19,347thHealthiest Citizens: 19,704thMost Stationary: 20,047th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 249th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 546th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jovuistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Jovuistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Jovuistan published "Tawnat RP" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan was endorsed by The Violet Vizier of Valerievna.
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan changed its national animal to "Jillbus", its capital to "Miami", its currency to "Prendergold", its leader to "President Miguel Velez", and its motto to "Talk alota big game for someone with such a small truck".
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.
  • : Jovuistan altered its national flag.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Lukatonia, Wymondham, Tethys 13, Rigels Light, Emlay, and Valerievna.

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