The Toxic Waste Dump of Jovuistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme God-Emperor Mudkip with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.354 billion Jovu have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of John Doe's Backyard. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The powerhouse Jovu economy, worth 655 trillion Hbox Crabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,419 Hbox Crabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovuistan's national animal is the K-pop Stan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jovuistan is ranked 163,710^th in the world and 4,833^rd in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.