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Most Secular: 869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,071stMost Pacifist: 2,501st
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The State is a Magnificent Father
God Emperor Justin
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jovian Knights

Population4.424 billion

CapitalLindas
LeaderGod Emperor Justin
FaithThe Cult of None

CurrencyJove
AnimalGato de Sol

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Emperor Justin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.424 billion Jovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth 739 trillion Joves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 167,228 Joves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Gato de Sol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 869th in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

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Most Secular: 869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,071stTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,501stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,590thSafest: 2,600thLowest Crime Rates: 3,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,355thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,512thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,595thLargest Governments: 4,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,283rdMost Developed: 4,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,509thMost Influential: 4,568thMost Inclusive: 5,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,317thBest Weather: 5,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,558thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,805thHealthiest Citizens: 5,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,790thSmartest Citizens: 6,812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,912thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,291stHighest Average Incomes: 9,865thMost Efficient Economies: 10,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,930thMost Cultured: 16,402ndMost Income Equality: 16,438th
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Most Secular: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 169th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 238th in the regionMost Developed: 252nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 255th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionMost Inclusive: 322nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 444th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionNicest Citizens: 486th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 526th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 615th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 672nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 682nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 756th in the regionMost Cultured: 791st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 822nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 839th in the region

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