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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Secular: 667thMost Influential: 672nd
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The State is a Magnificent Father
God Emperor Fauci
Influence
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jovian Knights

Population5.708 billion

CapitalLindas
LeaderGod Emperor Fauci
FaithNone

CurrencyHealth Bar
AnimalTaiga

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.708 billion Jovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 184,486 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pests have been imported into Jovian Knights, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the new biography of God Emperor Fauci is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", and Jovian Knights is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 47,061st in the world and 2,460th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,910.04 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Secular: 667thMost Influential: 672ndMost Pacifist: 1,677thSafest: 1,796thLowest Crime Rates: 1,892ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,199thMost Developed: 2,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,627thLargest Governments: 2,688thBest Weather: 2,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,755thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,118thHealthiest Citizens: 3,547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,597thMost Inclusive: 3,648thSmartest Citizens: 3,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,502ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,755thNicest Citizens: 6,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,109thHighest Average Incomes: 7,849thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,899thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,932ndMost Cultured: 17,817thMost Authoritarian: 20,364thMost Income Equality: 20,490th
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Most Secular: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 179th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 240th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 333rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 496th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 497th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 858th in the regionLargest Populations: 902nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,000th in the region

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