|Leader||God Emperor Justin|
|Faith||The Cult of None|
|Animal||Gato de Sol|
The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Emperor Justin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.424 billion Jovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth 739 trillion Joves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 167,228 Joves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Gato de Sol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Makersaulachean Tiny Gorls of Loli County.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia.
- : Jovian Knights was endorsed by The Makersaulachean Tiny Gorls of Loli County.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
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