The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.879 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,651 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 51,222^nd in the world and 2,449^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.75 Bank.