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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164th Most Influential: 2,200th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,101st
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
The State is a magnificent father
Emperor Justin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population3.899 billion

LeaderEmperor Justin

AnimalGato de Sol

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Justin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.899 billion Jovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian Knightsian economy, worth 593 trillion Joves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,110 Joves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, and cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Gato de Sol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jovian Knights is ranked 3,661st in the world and 153rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.21 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thTop
Most Influential: 2,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,101stMost Pacifist: 3,551stLowest Crime Rates: 3,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,735thSafest: 3,973rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,084thMost Developed: 4,697thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,819thLargest Governments: 4,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,738thMost Inclusive: 5,831stBest Weather: 6,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,207thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,234thHealthiest Citizens: 7,608thSmartest Citizens: 8,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,073rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,174thHighest Average Incomes: 12,212thMost Secular: 13,585thMost Efficient Economies: 13,868thMost Income Equality: 14,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,541st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 169th in the regionSafest: 185th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Developed: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 268th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 290th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 327th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 344th in the regionMost Inclusive: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 451st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 484th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 549th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 576th in the regionNicest Citizens: 581st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 649th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 664th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost Secular: 690th in the regionMost Influential: 786th in the regionMost Income Equality: 807th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816th in the regionLargest Populations: 821st in the regionMost Cultured: 936th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 938th in the region

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