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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 420thMost Secular: 660thMost Influential: 768th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
The State is a Magnificent Father
Saint Mahomes
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population7.701 billion

LeaderSaint Mahomes
FaithDiamond Hands

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.701 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 191,398 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diamond Hands.

Jovian Knights is ranked 34,501st in the world and 978th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 610.24365805492 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 420thMost Secular: 660thMost Influential: 768thSafest: 1,238thMost Pacifist: 1,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,671stMost Developed: 1,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,975thBest Weather: 2,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,044thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,161stLargest Governments: 2,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,292ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,365thSmartest Citizens: 2,968thHealthiest Citizens: 3,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,325thMost Inclusive: 3,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,351stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,531stNicest Citizens: 5,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,076thHighest Average Incomes: 7,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,134thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,248th
Most Secular: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 128th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 239th in the regionMost Inclusive: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 303rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionLargest Populations: 862nd in the region

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