by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 376thMost Secular: 660thMost Influential: 718th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
The State is a Magnificent Father
Saint Mahomes
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jovian Knights

Population6.879 billion

LeaderSaint Mahomes

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.879 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,651 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 51,222nd in the world and 2,449th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.75 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 376thMost Secular: 660thMost Influential: 718thSafest: 1,227thMost Pacifist: 1,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,456thMost Developed: 1,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,755thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,974thBest Weather: 2,091stLargest Governments: 2,118thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,206thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,326thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,390thSmartest Citizens: 2,937thHealthiest Citizens: 2,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,248thMost Inclusive: 3,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,264thNicest Citizens: 4,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,450thMost Efficient Economies: 5,715thHighest Average Incomes: 7,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,390thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,150th
Most Secular: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionNicest Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 318th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionLargest Populations: 898th in the region

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