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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,261st Most Pacifist: 2,506th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,321st
The Independent Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
For the people, for the nation.
King Michael III and Queen Bethany I
WA Delegate / Del. of the Universal Pact
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Joushiki Nante Iranai

Population3.631 billion

LeaderKing Michael III and Queen Bethany I
FaithProtestant Christianity


The Independent Monarchy of Joushiki Nante Iranai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Michael III and Queen Bethany I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.631 billion Joushiki Nante Iranaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somos. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Joushiki Nante Iranaian economy, worth 435 trillion dices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,818 dices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, gurinas have more rights than the average citizen, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joushiki Nante Iranai's national animal is the gurina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Joushiki Nante Iranai is ranked 135,536th in the world and 37th in Universal Pact for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,261stMost Pacifist: 2,506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,321stBest Weather: 3,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,563rdNicest Citizens: 3,746thSafest: 3,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,044thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,507thMost Inclusive: 4,524thMost Cultured: 4,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,814thMost Developed: 5,000thLowest Crime Rates: 5,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,366thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,559thLargest Governments: 7,656thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7,914thMost Devout: 9,234thSmartest Citizens: 9,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,417thMost Influential: 10,479thMost Income Equality: 11,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,320th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the region

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