by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,959thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,179thMost Primitive: 5,530th
The Slavic Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Бред какой то!
Царь иван
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.513 billion

LeaderЦарь иван

Currencyджошатуань рубль

The Slavic Nation of Joshatu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Царь иван with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.513 billion Joshatuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Грузия. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Joshatuian economy, worth 360 trillion джошатуань рубльs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,771 джошатуань рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, Царь иван spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and Царь иван is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joshatu's national animal is the орел, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is христианин.

Joshatu is ranked 120,563rd in the world and 733rd in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,692.77 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,959thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,179thMost Primitive: 5,530thMost Influential: 7,349thMost Devout: 8,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,458thMost Cultured: 10,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,284thNicest Citizens: 10,384thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,006thHighest Food Quality: 15,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,501stMost Inclusive: 16,562ndMost Pacifist: 17,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,004thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,027thBest Weather: 19,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,280th
Most Primitive: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 72nd in the region

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