Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th
The Corporate Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Oderint Dum Metuant
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.265 billion followers of Joseph are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 24,410 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,005,996 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,137,365 per year while the poor average 161,270, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, flogging is all the rage, gambling is outlawed, and a The Alliance of Dictators Tourist Association survey has rated Josephland #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Josephland is ranked 77th in the world and 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 10,666.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4thLargest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thMost Subsidized Industry: 52ndLargest Governments: 57thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125thMost Avoided: 131stLargest Retail Industry: 134thLowest Crime Rates: 173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 233rdMost Primitive: 293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 442ndFattest Citizens: 472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 511thMost Stationary: 666thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,377thMost Efficient Economies: 1,543rdTop
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Most Conservative: 1,634thLargest Populations: 1,929thRudest Citizens: 3,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,826thMost Influential: 5,261stMost Extreme: 5,413thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,607thMost Authoritarian: 11,337thMost Devout: 12,117thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,838th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the region

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  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Viennese Republic of Peoples Republic of the German States, infecting 1 million survivors.
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  • : Josephland was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.

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