Population | 25.667 billion |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Joseph Pierpont is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.667 billion Joseph Pierpontians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The thriving Joseph Pierpontian economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,392 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,513 per year while the poor average 3,198, a ratio of 117 to 1.
Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, a major religion has been named as Joseph Pierpont's national religion, and Joseph Pierpont is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Joseph Pierpont's national animal is the deer.
Joseph Pierpont is ranked 95,069th in the world and 7th in Nursultan for Most Stationary, with 476.70478518652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Joseph Pierpont's influence in Nursultan rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Joseph Pierpont relocated from Balder to Nursultan.
- : Joseph Pierpont was refounded in Balder.
- : Joseph Pierpont ceased to exist in Nursultan.
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Joseph Pierpont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.