Population | 2.96 billion |
Capital | Abuja |
Leader | Adolf Khan |
Faith | Muslim-Christism |
Currency | Jorsanian Naira |
Animal | Tiger Shark |
The Muslim-Christian Unity State of Jorsania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Khan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.96 billion Jorsanias hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abuja. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jorsanian economy, worth 460 trillion Jorsanian Nairas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,450 Jorsanian Nairas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, everybody's got wood thanks to Adolf Khan, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jorsania's national animal is the Tiger Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Muslim-Christism.
Jorsania is ranked 16,987th in the world and 4th in The Order of Corinth for Smartest Citizens, with 69.58 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jorsania, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
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The Socialist Republic of Peoples republico renamed the office held by
Jorsania from "Task Failed Successorly" to "The best" in Jorsanias cringe alt storage.
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Jorsania lodged a message on the The Order of Corinth Regional Message Board.
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Jorsania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Jorsania published "Random stories" (Account: Drama).
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Jorsania lodged a message on the The Order of Corinth Regional Message Board.
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Jorsania lodged a message on the The Order of Corinth Regional Message Board.
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Jorsania lodged a message on the The Order of Corinth Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Jorsania, everybody's got wood thanks to Adolf Khan.
- : Following new legislation in
Jorsania, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Vishizzia,
United States of Mericaaaa, and
Dragon Kingdom of Lugunica.