Largest Mining Sector: 962nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,006th Fattest Citizens: 1,313th
The Fashy Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Baka baka we all baka
Regional Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Fashy Peoples of Jordsindia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader Jhord with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.454 billion Jordsindians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jordsindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion millennial dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,598 millennial dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and Leader Jhord's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mixed.

Jordsindia is ranked 11,281st in the world and 261st in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 71.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,006thFattest Citizens: 1,313thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,491stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,007thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,491stMost Avoided: 2,546thRudest Citizens: 3,147thLargest Retail Industry: 4,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,639thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,814thLowest Crime Rates: 6,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,054thHighest Economic Output: 6,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,518thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,732ndSafest: 9,755thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,564thMost Primitive: 11,281stLargest Populations: 11,602ndMost Devout: 12,947thHighest Average Incomes: 13,804thNudest: 15,861st
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Largest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionSafest: 140th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 140th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 184th in the regionMost Devout: 221st in the regionNudest: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Primitive: 261st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 276th in the region

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