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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 961st Largest Mining Sector: 995th Fattest Citizens: 1,204th
The Fashy Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Kawaii death squads when?
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Fashy Peoples of Jordsindia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader Jhord with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.631 billion Jordsindians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jordsindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion millennial dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,710 millennial dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and contestants on Jordsindia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kekism.

Jordsindia is ranked 13,891st in the world and 2nd in Mr Money Headquarters for Most Devout, with 1,551.49 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 961stLargest Mining Sector: 995thFattest Citizens: 1,204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,431stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,019thMost Avoided: 2,385thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,634thRudest Citizens: 3,297thLargest Retail Industry: 3,985thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,884thLowest Crime Rates: 6,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,156thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,236thHighest Economic Output: 6,392ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,416thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,633rdTop
Safest: 9,725thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,279thLargest Populations: 11,688thHighest Average Incomes: 13,773rdMost Devout: 13,891stMost Efficient Economies: 16,650thNudest: 16,916th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

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