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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 989th Largest Mining Sector: 997th Fattest Citizens: 1,189th
The Fashy Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Kawaii death squads when?
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Fashy Peoples of Jordsindia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader Jhord with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.805 billion Jordsindians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jordsindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion millennial dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,691 millennial dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Jordsindia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, Leader Jhord claims to be the epitome of family values, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kekism.

Jordsindia is ranked 26,249th in the world and 6th in Mr Money Headquarters for Most Pro-Market, scoring 72.22 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 989thLargest Mining Sector: 997thFattest Citizens: 1,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,422ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,938thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,029thMost Avoided: 2,381stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,708thRudest Citizens: 3,313thLargest Retail Industry: 4,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,036thLowest Crime Rates: 6,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,221stHighest Economic Output: 6,284thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,840thTop
Safest: 10,131stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,415thLargest Populations: 11,447thMost Devout: 13,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,907thNudest: 16,459thMost Efficient Economies: 16,814th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

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