The Dáxlamic Chorepiscopate of Jordanya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lỷderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.071 billion Jordanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordanya. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jordanyan economy, worth 98.8 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 19,482 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the children of Jordanya are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanya's national animal is the Jordanyan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Jordanya is ranked 83,040^th in the world and 101^st in Declansburg for Largest Governments, scoring 18.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.