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Most Devout: 169th Largest Insurance Industry: 225th Most Corrupt Governments: 244th
The Theocratic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Deum benedicite Imperatoris
Influence
Handshaker
Procurator of the Holy Synod
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jordan Pitts

Population17.265 billion

CapitalPitts City
LeaderEmperor Jordan I
FaithAutocephalous Morrainean Catholic Church

CurrencySaint Michael
AnimalLion

The Theocratic Empire of Jordan Pitts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jordan I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.265 billion Pittsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pitts City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pittsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,179 trillion Saint Michaels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 357,907 Saint Michaels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,110,232 per year while the poor average 88,833, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jordan Pitts's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Autocephalous Morrainean Catholic Church.

Jordan Pitts is ranked 955th in the world and 1st in Alliance of Absolute Monarchs for Highest Economic Output, with 6,179 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 169thLargest Insurance Industry: 225thMost Corrupt Governments: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 459thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 475thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 556thMost Avoided: 584thLargest Mining Sector: 590thFattest Citizens: 612thHighest Average Incomes: 843rdHighest Economic Output: 955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,420thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,851stMost Efficient Economies: 2,207thLargest Retail Industry: 3,421stLowest Crime Rates: 3,675thRudest Citizens: 4,066thLargest Populations: 6,871stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,034thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,050thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,438thSmartest Citizens: 10,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,066thLargest Governments: 12,814thMost Conservative: 16,224th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Jordan Pitts's influence in Alliance of Absolute Monarchs rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Jordan Pitts's influence in Alliance of Absolute Monarchs rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordan Pitts, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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