The Democratic States of Jordan IV Bred is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.63 billion Jordan IV Bredians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jordan IV Bredian economy, worth 69.5 trillion Yafs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,613 Yafs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, it's never "just a game" with Jordan IV Bredian sports fans, and builders across Jordan IV Bred are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordan IV Bred's national animal is the That Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jordan IV Bred is ranked 137,806^th in the world and 131^st in Armies of Sweets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.58 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.