by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 4,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,801stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,567th
The Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
As above so below
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.222 billion

LeaderLord-Sovereign Dakard
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Kingdom of Joohan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord-Sovereign Dakard with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.222 billion Joohanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shafforad. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Joohanian economy, worth 379 trillion Diorums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,639 Diorums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, diminutive Joohanian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joohan's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Joohan is ranked 80,507th in the world and 9th in Vaporwave Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Devout: 4,113thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,801stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,567thSafest: 15,307thLowest Crime Rates: 15,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,333rd

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