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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,300th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Free beer for everyone.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population10.366 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.366 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 722 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,729 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 105,970th in the world and 2,376th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 415 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,300thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,590thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,667thBest Weather: 7,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,001stMost Pacifist: 9,396thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,135thSafest: 11,838thTop
Most Developed: 12,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,894thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,664thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,886thMost Inclusive: 14,477thMost Cultured: 15,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,048thNicest Citizens: 15,585thHealthiest Citizens: 19,920thSmartest Citizens: 20,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,912th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 397th in the regionBest Weather: 405th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 439th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 540th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 555th in the regionLargest Populations: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 591st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 615th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 619th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 638th in the regionSafest: 680th in the regionMost Developed: 727th in the regionMost Cultured: 763rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 787th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 793rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 849th in the regionMost Inclusive: 856th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 874th in the regionNicest Citizens: 882nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 979th in the regionNudest: 1,016th in the region

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