The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.011 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,688 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, group hugs break out during floor votes, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 239,556^th in the world and 12,631^st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.06 crimes per hour.