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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 196thMost Influential: 577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Free beer for everyone.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population15.277 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 15.277 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,434 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, straitjackets are a common religious garb, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 207,472nd in the world and 6,414th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,078.15 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 196thMost Influential: 577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,504thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,919thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,889thBest Weather: 6,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,379thMost Pacifist: 9,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,206thSafest: 10,754thMost Developed: 11,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,655thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,268thHighest Food Quality: 14,286thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 16,175thMost Inclusive: 16,401stMost Cultured: 16,828thHealthiest Citizens: 16,862ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,585thNicest Citizens: 18,655thSmartest Citizens: 18,738thHighest Economic Output: 20,122ndLargest Populations: 22,396thMost Secular: 24,678thLargest Governments: 25,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,218thMost Efficient Economies: 30,951st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 175th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 323rd in the regionBest Weather: 337th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionLargest Populations: 380th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 518th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 537th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 599th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 600th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 611th in the regionSafest: 625th in the regionMost Developed: 650th in the regionMost Stationary: 690th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 795th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 820th in the regionMost Cultured: 841st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 889th in the regionNudest: 911th in the regionMost Inclusive: 918th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 956th in the region

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