The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.763 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 867 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,738 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, Joodish watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 236,433^rd in the world and 9,051^st in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.15 weapons per person.