The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 15.277 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,434 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, straitjackets are a common religious garb, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 207,472^nd in the world and 6,414^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,078.15 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.