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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 156thMost Influential: 397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,707th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Free beer for everyone.
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Joodey

Population13.011 billion

CapitalYxburg

CurrencyJeed
AnimalUnicorn

The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.011 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,688 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, group hugs break out during floor votes, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 239,556th in the world and 12,631st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.06 crimes per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 156thMost Influential: 397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,900thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,991stBest Weather: 6,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,353rdMost Pacifist: 8,805thSafest: 10,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,647thMost Developed: 11,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,595thHighest Food Quality: 13,207thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,226thMost Inclusive: 14,474thMost Cultured: 15,570thHealthiest Citizens: 16,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,474thNicest Citizens: 17,086thSmartest Citizens: 17,869thHighest Economic Output: 20,858thMost Secular: 21,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,741stLargest Governments: 24,028thLargest Populations: 24,048thMost Efficient Economies: 24,852nd
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Most Influential: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 184th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 378th in the regionBest Weather: 379th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionLargest Populations: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 501st in the regionMost Pacifist: 511th in the regionSafest: 574th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 582nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 633rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 648th in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 744th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 747th in the regionMost Cultured: 802nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 806th in the regionMost Inclusive: 830th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 876th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 919th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 936th in the regionNicest Citizens: 949th in the regionMost Stationary: 973rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 999th in the regionMost Secular: 1,026th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,043rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,355th in the region

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