The Super Federation of Joodey is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The democratic population of 4.344 billion Joods hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonda. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Joodish economy, worth 189 trillion Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,725 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, Joodey has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 161,751^st in the world and 8,756^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.