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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 205thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,889th
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Free beer for everyone.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population9.831 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.831 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 698 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,044 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 220,187th in the world and 10,114th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 205thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,982ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,687thBest Weather: 7,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,850thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,339thMost Pacifist: 9,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,818thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,456thTop
Safest: 12,057thMost Developed: 12,406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,969thMost Inclusive: 14,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,944thMost Cultured: 15,164thNicest Citizens: 15,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,878thSmartest Citizens: 20,989th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 214th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 410th in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 454th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 540th in the regionMost Pacifist: 546th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionLargest Populations: 597th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 626th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 668th in the regionSafest: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the regionMost Cultured: 778th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 780th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 807th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 859th in the regionMost Inclusive: 863rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 871st in the regionNicest Citizens: 893rd in the regionNudest: 960th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 962nd in the region

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