|Capital||Jontron's Apartment Room|
The Echpire of Jontronian Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jon Jafari with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.587 billion Mindless Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jontron's Apartment Room. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Jontronian Empirean economy, worth 44.2 trillion Bird Seeds a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,831 Bird Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, Jontronian Empire has designated Jontron's Apartment Room as its capital city, chain casinos dominate the national gambling market, and Jon Jafari has just been declared ruler of Jontronian Empire in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jontronian Empire's national animal is the Green-Cheeked Conure.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jontronian Empire's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Jontronian Empire lodged a message on the The Labyrinth Regional Message Board.
- : Jontronian Empire changed its national nation type to "Echpire".
- : Jontronian Empire changed its national currency to "Bird Seed", its demonym to "Mindless Slave", and its leader to "Jon Jafari".
- : Following new legislation in Jontronian Empire, Jon Jafari has just been declared ruler of Jontronian Empire in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Jontronian Empire, chain casinos dominate the national gambling market.
- : Jontronian Empire's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Jontronian Empire's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : The Dictatorship of The Union of Pragmatica was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jontronian Empire, killing 3 million zombies.
- : Jontronian Empire was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Nazi memeland, infecting 13 million survivors.