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Largest Information Technology Sector: 167thMost Beautiful Environments: 435thBest Weather: 594th
The Uncompromising Decisions of
Democratic Socialists
As little as possible, as much as needed.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Jontopiary

Population13.978 billion

CapitalJontopiary Prime
LeaderGodEmperor Jon
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyJonto
AnimalCapybara

The Uncompromising Decisions of Jontopiary is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GodEmperor Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.978 billion Jontopiaryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jontopiary Prime. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jontopiaryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Jontoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,808 Jontoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jontopiary's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Jontopiary is ranked 4,777th in the world and 223rd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,124.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 167thMost Beautiful Environments: 435thBest Weather: 594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,022ndSmartest Citizens: 1,136thSafest: 1,203rdMost Secular: 1,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,408thLowest Crime Rates: 1,472ndMost Developed: 1,629thMost Pacifist: 1,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,056thLargest Governments: 2,361stMost Efficient Economies: 2,374thMost Cultured: 2,610thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,807thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,991stNicest Citizens: 3,216thHighest Food Quality: 3,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,461stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,789thHighest Average Incomes: 5,495thHighest Economic Output: 5,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,818thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,811thMost Stationary: 12,403rdMost Influential: 13,202ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,746thLargest Populations: 22,612th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionSafest: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionNicest Citizens: 178th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 201st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 338th in the regionLargest Populations: 389th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 519th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 585th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 950th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,187th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jontopiary was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jontopiary was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.

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