by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 118th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 125th Most Influential: 268th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
The First Citizen Is Magnanimous
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.151 billion

LeaderFirst Citizen Jon


The Community of Jontopiary is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Citizen Jon with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 6.151 billion jontopiaryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trantor. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jontopiaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion dongs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,559 dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dong charge on their phone bill, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jontopiary's national animal is the pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is raŽlism.

Jontopiary is ranked 160,320th in the world and 8,137th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125thMost Influential: 268thMost Beautiful Environments: 705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 874thMost Developed: 879thBest Weather: 888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,271stTop
Safest: 1,961stSmartest Citizens: 2,131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,289thMost Pacifist: 2,468thNicest Citizens: 2,705thMost Cultured: 4,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,231stMost Secular: 5,254thMost Efficient Economies: 5,994thHealthiest Citizens: 5,998thLowest Crime Rates: 6,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,500thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,276thLargest Governments: 8,298thHighest Average Incomes: 8,823rdHighest Drug Use: 8,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,210thHighest Economic Output: 12,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,245th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
Safest: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionMost Secular: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 327th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 364th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 371st in the regionLargest Governments: 391st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 585th in the regionLargest Populations: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 646th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 699th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 801st in the regionMost Stationary: 815th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jontopiary was endorsed by The Community of Middangeard.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dong charge on their phone bill.
  • : Jontopiary endorsed The Community of Middangeard.
  • : Jontopiary endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Jontopiary was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 440 » Universal State Formula, Wodan, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Pallaith, Mzeusia, Great Bights Mum, Bayern-Straubing, Malvad, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Diodone, Territorio di Nessuno, Agrauron, Sunto, McMasterdonia, Kwaj, Siwale, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, SillyString, Ainsworth, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Joodey, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Ozstan, Chukstik Illahi, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Frances Francis the First of France, Boggovia, Wilkshire, Puczovska, Maott, Wunderstrafanstalt, Bothia, Kolorland, New Lakemba, Apetopia, Atain, Elevation, and 390 others.Esplandia, Panama Coalition, Sea Ghost, Jefffliu, Albacria, Victoriaans Nederlands, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, BrightFutures, New Sekai, Ka Ching, Unimaginable Doom, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Guslantis, General COE, Yukti, Lower Nubia, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Northern Glory, Choistan, Revolutionary Sealand, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Wisconsota, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Quranite, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Empy, Zeternia, Sundred, Pleroma Sans Romans, Manticore utopia, SORT, Snoodum, Zokk, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Venezuelia, Dicko, Alsace and Lorraine United, Kulgatha, Abiswashyo-bhumi, I am the one who knocks, Babacar, Voznesheim, Ice and Tinian, The Teddy, Hyperbanus, Kokomo Island, MinaFederal, Arimbia, Aenglaland, Heken, ZimRobwe, Rosewood-, Beastos, One hundred castles, Blackgear, Thoets, Alcaryia, The Kyziban Islands, Jalyort Empire, Dattlovia, Abject Ludicrosity, Anocanda, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Caralapace, Jumany, Joseph World, Gmt2001, El Fiji Grande, Pradovnia, New Dele, Riverwinde, Old Emporia, Warsaw-Halicz, United North American, Papika, Bonjoura, German Holy Roman Empire, Neo Hungarica, Plumas, Avemterra, Kelvaros Prime, Bidragistan, Lunallian, East Wushen, Velon, Soviet Terran, Ostrolia, Misuvelia, Azura Palatina, Phoronu, Dopeland420, Ladtanderan, Aezus, Tyroshh, Ecronentia, Novo Nitra, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Blackphir, Chatheatinamopia, Abrickhouse, Adamanty, Aerovea, LostLegion, Aroa, New Trisone, Vexilia, Karazan, Democritus, Kyrianian, Vincone Cae, Musselshell, Mesherica, Nyvan, Dadastan Archipelago, Daiz, Dejure, Necromonia, Amestris-Britannia, Atheenos, New Eleria, Tianqing, Inner Wilia Sch, Heminaw, Yarecir, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Lotion Empire, JAOECW536, Lordelles, Romanian Land, Specula, Palanyag, Ibiscaton, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sakaryata, Kobagia, North Armatas, New Pruessen, The Discipled, Mount Timbers, Edwerlantin, Alcarand, Helix Labs, The Transhuman Union, Zupla, The Iron Lions, Outer Egorniand, Republic of Turbin, Kleptonis, Itallitopia, Palisede, Bananaaaaa, TerranulliuZ, Prydania, Kasazzastan, Phualand, United Kingdoms of Islands, Republic remmnant, Putinopia, The Rhein States, Ibalon, Kubrostavsria, Federation Terra Australis, Walter Jackson, Transyania, The Most Freedom Ever, Humptalumpta, Ostrinios, New Bremerton, Neo-Philadelphia, Castle Federation, Beagles Reborn, American Expansion, Brazentium, Bojacks and Jills, Eraver, Arstungry, Lionia, Butcher Bridge, Golden Ho, Bonoveitans, Jpia, Valhalla123, Oktavio, Nationeer, Run Mayst Republic, Gran Finisterra, Dawn Guard, Taboooo, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Colinasia, Imperiousation, Islamic Cali, Conantia, Torakuen, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Cinnibar, Jasminlandia, The Cascade Regions, Chopia, Erwo Stal, Great Solordia, Elijaia, Newpromisedland, Hrysos, East Supple Lund, AGoodPlace, National Goats, French Bananastan, United Kahndaq, Dreylus, Niradans, Free Culture, Arthur Bomber Harris, Vivanco, Renzic, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Sylcar, Beladev, Northeast American Federation, Frostaria Empire, Katschekistan, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Fantasque, Zastunia Free State, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newrun, Jackxanlandia, Lectionstan, Lower East Upingham, Orven, REPUBLIC OF HINDRAJ, Calamazo, SchoolHouse Rock, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, ISOP, The Black Cathedral, Votak Matim, Kuda1, Amicities, Timarah, Magorostan, Oshonia, Chamocha, Potatolandium, Spunkland, Heluthsrew, Agharya, Moose repupblic, Napnomadia, Gilakistan, Marxist Luxembourg, Sinelona, Gorlan Ruins, Szaltia, David Davidson, Cadla, Uganda Knuckles UK, Piptaimerfulopia, Atomic Industry Islands, North Bratislava, Omnistria, The Empire of Bangladesh, Kuveria, Flaksis, Adkins Station, Fartslamdump, Maovale, Kanerland, Daedric Stellar Empire, Longsword01, Central Ryal, Machendel, Asgardira, The Notorious Mad Jack, Caucasusians, New Phyrreus, Yummy Blubber, Dreadton, Xagill, Alhabar, Igritann, Trampolino, Pans Desta, Justanistan, Severisen, The Austro Germanic Union, Partax, Guer Aike, Sheldanada, Nyenarod, New Austra, Grothia, Detrivania, Federal Baltic Republics, Lorigia, Iselko, Bearical, Pinguioris, The Windmilluminati, Cool game nation, The Pantheons, Timglish Congressional Republic, Stat Artha, Ilisseia, CelebrityDude, Australiland, Nairash, Ara Antrizuls, Ciri Pole, Camarthen, Democratu, Ninjak30, Dutch Doers, Hong Kong Empire, The Realm of Dorne, South Balanest, Haram Reich, Aurumos, Breduria, Black Templares, Konostra, Wanatah, Cam Zazi, Orenmark, Ethereal Expanse, Analomink, Elgaland-Vargaland, Test2018, Riechelburg, Steraz, Overwhelming Regret, Zumlandia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Republic of Rosemount, The South Falls, Riversedge, Fourth Republic of the Philippines, Elysium and Palaven, Dercia, Grobbillandia, Pasargad, Ham Federation, Cisplatinaa, Auriel, Supercarriers, United States of Medford, INTEGRAL, Ieprus, Fengate, Liber-lando, The Sinclarian Provinces, United Asgardian States, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Dillhole Land, IsiMUd, Altivia, Nortopenesenia, Mariadne, Crown Isles, Bridgett, Gawdzendia, Tarr-Nation, Orado, Ediola, Aweland, Get Away From Me, RoosterTeeth, 1 very fast endotarter, and Middangeard.

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