by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 125th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158th Most Influential: 381st
The Community of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The First Citizen Is Magnanimous
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population5.631 billion

LeaderFirst Citizen Jon


The Community of Jontopiary is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Citizen Jon with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 5.631 billion jontopiaryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trantor. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jontopiaryian economy, worth 901 trillion dongs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,140 dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jontopiary's national animal is the pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is raŽlism.

Jontopiary is ranked 164,962nd in the world and 9,621st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -34.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158thMost Influential: 381stMost Beautiful Environments: 806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 892ndBest Weather: 1,033rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,406thSafest: 1,415thTop
Most Developed: 2,006thMost Pacifist: 2,215thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,365thSmartest Citizens: 2,641stNicest Citizens: 2,820thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,625thMost Cultured: 5,117thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,948thMost Efficient Economies: 6,159thMost Secular: 7,222ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,700thHealthiest Citizens: 10,014thHighest Average Incomes: 10,552ndLargest Governments: 11,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,259thHighest Economic Output: 14,315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,528thMost Average: 15,813th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 244th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 378th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 386th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 474th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 483rd in the regionLargest Governments: 507th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 508th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 699th in the regionLargest Populations: 710th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 749th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 772nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Jontopiary voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Respondeat Superior".
  • : Jontopiary endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Trumpski.
  • : Jontopiary endorsed The Cartel of Free Economic Zone of New Vegas.
  • : Jontopiary endorsed The Enlightened State of Staenga.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jontopiary, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 320 » Universal State Formula, Wodan, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Pallaith, Mzeusia, Great Bights Mum, Bayern-Straubing, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Diodone, Territorio di Nessuno, Agrauron, Sunto, McMasterdonia, Kwaj, Siwale, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, SillyString, Ainsworth, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, Avornica, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Joodey, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Ozstan, Chukstik Illahi, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Frances Francis the First of France, Boggovia, Wilkshire, Puczovska, Maott, Wunderstrafanstalt, Bothia, Kolorland, Azurius, New Lakemba, and 270 others.Apetopia, Atain, Elevation, Esplandia, Panama Coalition, Sea Ghost, Jefffliu, Albacria, Victoriaans Nederlands, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, BrightFutures, New Sekai, Ka Ching, Unimaginable Doom, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, The Windmilluminati, Get Away From Me, Guslantis, General COE, Yukti, New Seaview Cove, Lower Nubia, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Northern Glory, Choistan, Revolutionary Sealand, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Pizza Squared, Highton Islands, Wisconsota, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Walist, Quranite, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Empy, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Pleroma Sans Romans, Manticore utopia, SORT, Snoodum, Zokk, Ethnon, Ayylienz, The United States of Romania, Venezuelia, Deerfenland, Dicko, Alsace and Lorraine United, Kulgatha, Abiswashyo-bhumi, I am the one who knocks, Sahriastan, The Free Californian People, Babacar, Rochester Black, Voznesheim, Ice and Tinian, The Teddy, Hyperbanus, Spinachio, Kokomo Island, MinaFederal, Krakenland, Arimbia, Aenglaland, Heken, ZimRobwe, Rosewood-, Beastos, One hundred castles, Blackgear, Prickly Town, Thoets, Alcaryia, GreatMinds, Expols Geo Islands, The Kyziban Islands, Jalyort Empire, Dattlovia, Abject Ludicrosity, Anocanda, Amauri, Alice Gardens, El Fua, Caralapace, JimBrownland, Jumany, Joseph World, Justinisches Reich, Gmt2001, El Fiji Grande, Pradovnia, New Dele, Riverwinde, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Old Emporia, United States of Americanas, Warsaw-Halicz, United North American, Papika, Bonjoura, German Holy Roman Empire, Neo Hungarica, Plumas, Avemterra, Kelvaros Prime, Bidragistan, Lunallian, East Wushen, Velon, Soviet Terran, Ostrolia, Misuvelia, Azura Palatina, Phoronu, Islamica, Dopeland420, Kromi, Ladtanderan, Huapango, Brittanian Colonials, Aezus, Tyroshh, Ecronentia, Novo Nitra, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Blackphir, Dramanian, Chatheatinamopia, Abrickhouse, Adamanty, The Northern Disparate States, Aerovea, LostLegion, Aroa, New Trisone, Vexilia, Karazan, Democritus, Beasluxia, Kyrianian, Vincone Cae, Hohenbergia, Bridger-Teton, GeauxBeaux, Musselshell, Mesherica, Nyvan, Bjorikstead, Dadastan Archipelago, Daiz, Solcialist States, Dejure, Necromonia, FenrirGrayBack, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Amestris-Britannia, Atheenos, New Eleria, Tianqing, Sal Moodi, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Naxotopia, Inner Wilia Sch, Heminaw, Yarecir, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Lotion Empire, JAOECW536, Lordelles, Romanian Land, Tawya, Guyfieristan, Specula, Palanyag, Ibiscaton, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sakaryata, Kobagia, Death By Astonishment, North Armatas, New Pruessen, The Discipled, Mount Timbers, Edwerlantin, Alcarand, Helix Labs, The Transhuman Union, Ryasta, Zupla, The Iron Lions, Outer Egorniand, Republic of Turbin, Kleptonis, Itallitopia, Xorroth, ElleDee, Palisede, Bananaaaaa, Curtis Cosla, TerranulliuZ, Prydania, West Coastal States, Whachamacallit, Kasazzastan, Phualand, Colotex, United Kingdoms of Islands, Republic remmnant, Putinopia, The Rhein States, Freienland, Ibalon, Kubrostavsria, Federation Terra Australis, Walter Jackson, Islavity Pod, Transyania, The Most Freedom Ever, Adstravia, Humptalumpta, Ostrinios, New Bremerton, Neo-Philadelphia, Castle Federation, Beagles Reborn, American Expansion, Brazentium, Bojacks and Jills, Eraver, Arstungry, Lionia, Butcher Bridge, Golden Ho, Bonoveitans, Cozy Beds, Corsithia, Visburgh, Titan IE, Jpia, Valhalla123, Octevius, Oktavio, Nationeer, Run Mayst Republic, Leviatoes, Gran Finisterra, OilCity, Funkadelia, Dawn Guard, WolfBrain, Taboooo, and Staenga.

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