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Most Influential: 5,572ndMost Stationary: 6,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,478th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hand on the gun, Hand on the rum
Brotastic Assassin
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jonklination

Population13.412 billion

CapitalJonklination City
LeaderBrotastic Assassin

Currencyquanto
Animalizyoubr

The Nomadic Peoples of Jonklination is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brotastic Assassin with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.412 billion Jonklinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonklination City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jonklinationian economy, worth 882 trillion quantoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,764 quantoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Brotastic Assassin to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonklination's national animal is the izyoubr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonklination is ranked 39,307th in the world and 115th in Wintreath for Most Developed, scoring 70.01 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Influential: 5,572ndMost Stationary: 6,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,231stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,087thSafest: 19,500thLargest Populations: 20,160thSmartest Citizens: 20,414thHighest Economic Output: 21,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,480thBest Weather: 22,644thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,451st
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Average: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jonklination was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jonklination was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather, Longest Average Lifespans, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Jonklination was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Jonklination was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Jonklination's influence in Wintreath fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".

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