by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,238thHighest Economic Output: 16,170th
The Ancient Elefante of
Father Knows Best State
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Population15.03 billion


The Ancient Elefante of Jonewest is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.03 billion Jonewestians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jonewestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Barcodes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,280 Barcodes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonewest's national animal is the Elefante, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jonewest is ranked 60,970th in the world and 54th in Caer Sidi for Most Developed, scoring 62.14 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,238thHighest Economic Output: 16,170thLargest Populations: 16,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,150thHighest Drug Use: 21,817thSafest: 21,923rd
Fattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the region

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