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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,278thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,522ndLargest Populations: 15,219th
The Ancient Elefante of
Father Knows Best State
Baby's got back!
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jonewest

Population17.404 billion

CurrencyBarcode
AnimalElefante

The Ancient Elefante of Jonewest is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.404 billion Jonewestians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jonewestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Barcodes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,280 Barcodes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonewest's national animal is the Elefante, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jonewest is ranked 126,438th in the world and 116th in Caer Sidi for Smartest Citizens, with 29.91 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,278thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,522ndTop
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Largest Populations: 15,219thHighest Economic Output: 15,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,525thSafest: 22,163rd
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jonewest's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Jonewest altered its national flag.
  • : Jonewest relocated from Balder to Caer Sidi.
  • : Jonewest was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jonewest ceased to exist in Caer Sidi.
  • : Jonewest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Jonewest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Jonewest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Jonewest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Jonewest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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