by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 991st Most Influential: 1,300th Most Corrupt Governments: 5,065th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Survival , Obedience , Loyalty
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Jones Country

Population3.973 billion

CapitalNew Sparta
FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Dominion of Jones Country is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.973 billion Jones Countryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sparta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jones Countryian economy, worth 635 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 159,913 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Jones Countryian selfishness, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jones Country's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Jones Country is ranked 46,548th in the world and 2,334th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 24.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 991stMost Influential: 1,300thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5,065thLargest Black Market: 6,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,538thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,870thLowest Crime Rates: 6,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,153rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,078thHealthiest Citizens: 9,823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,885thMost Developed: 10,894thHighest Average Incomes: 10,907thMost Efficient Economies: 12,515thLargest Retail Industry: 13,471stLargest Governments: 14,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,699thLargest Mining Sector: 15,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,683rdSmartest Citizens: 17,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,034th
Most Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 299th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 339th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 355th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 366th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 400th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 408th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 519th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Influential: 552nd in the regionMost Developed: 637th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 653rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 666th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 666th in the regionLargest Governments: 687th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 717th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 739th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 792nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 793rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 833rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 845th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 889th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 896th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 913th in the region

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