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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 928th Most Influential: 1,290th Most Corrupt Governments: 5,419th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Survival , Obedience , Loyalty
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Jones Country

Population2.317 billion

CapitalNew Sparta
FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Dominion of Jones Country is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.317 billion Jones Countryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sparta. The average income tax rate is 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jones Countryian economy, worth 361 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 155,937 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jones Country's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Jones Country is ranked 38,780th in the world and 1,789th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,390.2 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 928thMost Influential: 1,290thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5,419thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,173rdLargest Black Market: 7,323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,549thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,354thMost Conservative: 9,084thLowest Crime Rates: 9,090thLargest Mining Sector: 9,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,731stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,670thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,065thHighest Average Incomes: 11,277thHealthiest Citizens: 12,224thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,949thMost Authoritarian: 13,176thMost Developed: 13,792nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 302nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 327th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 353rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 514th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 518th in the regionMost Conservative: 530th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 535th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 573rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 613th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 649th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 719th in the regionMost Developed: 769th in the region

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