by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,254th Most Influential: 1,906th Most Corrupt Governments: 4,633rd
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Survival , Obedience , Loyalty
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Jones Country

Population3.236 billion

CapitalNew Sparta
FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Dominion of Jones Country is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.236 billion Jones Countryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sparta. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jones Countryian economy, worth 511 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,156 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jones Country's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Jones Country is ranked 29,814th in the world and 1,334th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 232,542.23 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,254thTop
Most Influential: 1,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,187thLowest Crime Rates: 6,225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,800thLargest Black Market: 6,801stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,630thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,959thHealthiest Citizens: 9,091stHighest Average Incomes: 10,806thMost Developed: 10,966thLargest Retail Industry: 12,385thMost Authoritarian: 13,706thMost Efficient Economies: 13,831stLargest Mining Sector: 14,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,601stLargest Governments: 14,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,633rdMost Conservative: 15,912th
Most Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Black Market: 199th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 355th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 496th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 560th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 610th in the regionMost Developed: 643rd in the regionMost Influential: 675th in the regionLargest Governments: 696th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 716th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 719th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 808th in the region

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