The Corporate Republic of Jolly Industries is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Lincoln Jolly with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.264 billion Workers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motoropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolly Industries economy, worth 173 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,094 Standard Monetary Units, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Chief Executive Officer Lincoln Jolly wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government seizes all major gold finds, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jolly Industries's national animal is the Drop Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pluralist.

Jolly Industries is ranked 23,418^th in the world and 103^rd in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 56.24 quips per hour.