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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,587thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,663rdMost Influential: 2,983rd
The Corporate Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Design And Build
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Jolly Industries

Population1.264 billion

LeaderChief Executive Officer Lincoln Jolly

CurrencyStandard Monetary Unit
AnimalDrop Bear

The Corporate Republic of Jolly Industries is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Lincoln Jolly with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.264 billion Workers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motoropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolly Industries economy, worth 173 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,094 Standard Monetary Units, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Chief Executive Officer Lincoln Jolly wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government seizes all major gold finds, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jolly Industries's national animal is the Drop Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pluralist.

Jolly Industries is ranked 23,418th in the world and 103rd in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 56.24 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,587thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,663rdMost Influential: 2,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,749thLargest Retail Industry: 5,541stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,249thMost Efficient Economies: 12,601stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,622ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,215thMost Cultured: 18,428thLargest Mining Sector: 18,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,640thMost Developed: 18,998thHighest Average Incomes: 19,087thMost Inclusive: 20,140thHighest Food Quality: 20,367thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,969thSmartest Citizens: 23,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,459th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the region

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