The Queendom of Jolien I is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.46 billion Jolien Iians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Jolien Iian economy, worth 601 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 44,677 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jolien I's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jolien I is ranked 136,521^st in the world and 1^st in Northlandia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 644.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.