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Most Authoritarian: 212thMost Income Equality: 421stMost Conservative: 518th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All hail the great leader
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Joiklandia

Population2.727 billion

Currencywe dont need money
AnimalDodo Bird

The Colony of Joiklandia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 2.727 billion Joiklandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Joiklandian economy, worth 12.3 trillion we dont need monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 4,497 we dont need monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joiklandia's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Joiklandia is ranked 337,089th in the world and 4,821st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 1.09 quips per hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 212thMost Income Equality: 421stMost Conservative: 518thMost Extreme: 1,262ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,317thSafest: 15,493rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 22,467thMost Pacifist: 25,336th
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 152nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 327th in the regionMost Pacifist: 473rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 480th in the region

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