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Nudest: 2,384thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,449th
The United Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you aren't John, then who the h3ck are you?
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Johnnnys World

Population288 million

CurrencyJohnathans
AnimalHuman

The United Kingdom of Johnnnys World is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 288 million Johnnnys Worldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Johnnnys Worldian economy, worth 20.3 trillion Johnathans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,386 Johnathans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnnnys World's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnnnys World is ranked 127,481st in the world and 3,133rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,179.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Nudest: 2,384thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,536thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,449thMost Primitive: 9,614thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 19,943rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,372ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,716th
Top
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Nudest: 41st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 177th in the regionMost Primitive: 233rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 317th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 546th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Johnnnys World was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Johnnnys World was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Johnnnys World was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Johnnnys World, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.

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