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Highest Drug Use: 1,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,426thMost Influential: 2,711th
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Johnne Green

Population4.976 billion



The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.976 billion Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Johnne Greenian economy, worth 369 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 74,258 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Johnne Green. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 225,760th in the world and 1,259th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,426thMost Influential: 2,711thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,442ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,292ndMost Pacifist: 10,928thNicest Citizens: 10,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,089thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,190thMost Inclusive: 11,884thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,198thTop
Most Cultured: 14,194thHighest Food Quality: 14,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,046thSafest: 18,458thMost Income Equality: 18,495thSmartest Citizens: 19,733rdLargest Governments: 20,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,338thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,578th
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Income Equality: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141st in the region

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