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Highest Drug Use: 1,736thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,382nd
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Johnne Green

Population826 million



The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 826 million Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Johnne Greenian economy, worth 56.3 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,128 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 25,341st in the world and 520th in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,282.23 Tourists Per Hour.

Highest Drug Use: 1,736thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,382ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,639thMost Influential: 4,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,557thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,332ndMost Inclusive: 11,497thMost Income Equality: 12,470thMost Pacifist: 12,965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,006thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,712thMost Cultured: 15,227thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,674thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,886thMost Politically Free: 19,611thSafest: 21,724th
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionMost Income Equality: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 56th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the region

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