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Highest Drug Use: 1,492ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,639thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,537th
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John Three

Population857 million

CapitalCity of John III

AnimalJune bug

The Regional Nation of John Three is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 857 million John Threeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of John III. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse John Threean economy, worth 69.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,127 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,564 per year while the poor average 11,150, a ratio of 32.7 to 1.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. John Three's national animal is the June bug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John Three is ranked 39,946th in the world and 3rd in Holy John Three for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,939.98 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,492ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,639thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,537thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,283rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,152ndRudest Citizens: 5,306thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,651stFattest Citizens: 5,999thMost Avoided: 6,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,599thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,712thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,639thTop
Most Armed: 14,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,914thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,999thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,831stMost Politically Free: 26,700th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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